Road Kill

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Road Kill is a lineup player for the Pandemonium Artists.

Official League Records

Kill joined Internet League Blaseball as a hitter for the Pandemonium Artists during the inaugural Coffee Cup.


The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Player History

Road Kill is a part-crab part-goblin creature that, for all intents and purposes, should not be alive... let alone play blaseball. However, it persists to spite the gods.


  • It is three apples tall (If an apple was 1 foot tall)
  • Has an aggressively strong Pittsburgh accent
  • Evil

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