Schism Thrones

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Schism Thrones is a pitcher for the Pandemonium Artists.

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Thrones joined Internet League Blaseball as a shadows pitcher for the Pandemonium Artists during the inaugural Coffee Cup.

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/ˈs(k)izəm/ noun

  1. a split or division between strongly opposed sections or parties, caused by differences in opinion or belief.


Thrones was originally one of many among the order of Thrones - Angels designed to watch over the city of Pandemonium and the souls contained within. Their purpose was to witness and report infractions, and mete out justice. But as the city grew and evolved from a prison of the damned to a thriving urban center, Thrones began to question their role. In particular, Thrones began to see vibrant graffiti springing up around the city - a crime meant to be reported and fixed. Conflict arose - a schism within Their mind.

Schism began to see the law as flawed, their role as oppressive, and their purpose obsolete. They were radicalized in this thought, and rebelled. Schism rejected the teachings of the Thrones (ACAB) and found a new family among the taggers and vandals of Pandemonium.


As an observer as old as the city of Pandemonium itself, Schism has long held an interest in Hell's coffee scene. As a part of Their programming, They intuitively when new roasters or cafes open in the city. Schism prefers to make Chemex style pour over coffee, favoring lighter roasts with a tighter ratio near 1:14 for a more robust coffee-forward flavor.

In preparation for the Coffee Cup, Schism has made an effort to expand the teams palette by giving them a personally curated tour of Their favorite roasters in each new city they visit. While Schism wont force the team to drink black coffee, They will stare at you while order with Their Many Eyes and Menacing Aura, knowing y̷o̷u̸ ̵w̴i̵l̷l̸ d̵̜̓o̷̮̓ ̶͔͉̘̌̿͛̏ͅt̵̝͕͉̗́̒h̸̨̝̰̎̇̒ḛ̸̥͑̃͝͝ r̶̳̳͓̈́i̵͖̯͓͈͉̔̀͛͗ḡ̴̦̫̤͓̙̰͐h̷̖̃̎͒̑̈̀ţ̸̛͔͇̬̘͋͐̾̂̓ ̷̛͓̣̿̈́ṱ̵̱͖̎͂̂̕͝h̶̖͗͂͊i̴̼̟̮͘ņ̸̮̲͕̯̰̃̓g̴̢͎̭̞̫̙̉͋̈̓̚.

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