Road Kill/IF-70.84

Rumor / Community Lore
This article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community. It is just one of many Rumors that we've found in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill. You can find more Rumors about Road Kill at their Rumor Registry.

Ingredience

• 3x bags of garden mulch
• 15x jawbones, various
• 1x meteorite, mesosiderite
• 2.25L blood (any)
• 4x deer stomachs, sown in daisy chain formation
• 2x spools surgical thread
• 1x uncut topaz
• 3x bundles of: parsley sprigs, nettle, appalachian orchid, bracken fern (bundled in yarn of each primary color)
• 1x metal fork, stolen
• 4x car batteries
• 2x highway carcasses (any)