Yosh Carpenter

Yosh Carpenter
art by @gfclass
Basic Information
Team	San Francisco Lovers
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Cartoons
Coffee Style	Cold Brew
Blood Type	Grass
Fate	30
Soulscream	OUEXAOUEXAOEIAXAEIAXAEEEAUUEEAUUEHEAEEHEAEEHXUAHHXUAHHXEXIAEEXIAEEEUAEEEUAEEEXHAUOXHAUOX
Biographical Details
Pronouns	He/Him

Yosh Carpenter is a pitcher for the San Francisco Lovers, active since Season 1.

Official League Records

After the Season 4 Election, Carpenter was affected by the Extra Elbows blessing, increasing his pitching ability by 20% and bringing his rating up from to .

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History

Yosh was born into a family of unknown, supposed carpenters and continues his family's supposed devotion to woodworking and construction. When his time is not dedicated to carpentry, it is dedicated to his love for Knight Urlacher and passion for Blaseball.

The rest of the Carpenter family is elusive at best, as Yosh's parents can only be assumed to exist or have existed due to Yosh's being. Any relation to the late Matheo Carpenter has not been confirmed, and probably never will be, as Yosh repeatedly refuses to comment on the subject.

Trivia

Yosh's most notable woodworking project was the construction of a very comfortable oak bench which is shared by his team at their home stadium, The PolyHedron.