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Plasma XII joined the [[ILB]] as a pitcher for the [[Canada Moist Talkers]] during the [[Season 22]] [[Season 22#Latesiesta|Latesiesta]] via the [[Gifts|Gift Shop]]. | Plasma XII joined the [[ILB]] as a pitcher for the [[Canada Moist Talkers]] during the [[Season 22]] [[Season 22#Latesiesta|Latesiesta]] via the [[Gifts|Gift Shop]]. | ||
| − | On [[Season 22]], Day 95, Plasma XII retreated to the Moist Talkers' [[Shadows]] in exchange for [[Beasley Gloom]] via | + | On [[Season 22]], Day 95, Plasma XII retreated to the Moist Talkers' [[Shadows]] in exchange for [[Beasley Gloom]] via [[Gleek Arena]]'s {{ModLink|Fax Machine}}. |
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| + | On [[Season 23]], Day 30, Plasma XII joined the Moist Talkers' pitching rotation in exchange for [[Tiana Wheeler]] as a result of Gleek Arena's '''Fax Machine'''. At the end of the Season, Plasma XII [[Evolution|Evolved]] to {{EvoLevel|1}} as a result of the Moist Talkers' third championship victory before fading to {{ModLink|Dust}} and returning to the Vault. | ||
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Revision as of 21:03, 19 September 2021
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Uncle Plasma XII is a pitcher in the Vault, and has been there since the end of Season 23. Plasma XII has played for the Canada Moist Talkers.
Official League Records
Plasma XII joined the ILB as a pitcher for the Canada Moist Talkers during the Season 22 Latesiesta via the Gift Shop.
On Season 22, Day 95, Plasma XII retreated to the Moist Talkers' Shadows in exchange for Beasley Gloom via Gleek Arena's Fax Machine.
On Season 23, Day 30, Plasma XII joined the Moist Talkers' pitching rotation in exchange for Tiana Wheeler as a result of Gleek Arena's Fax Machine. At the end of the Season, Plasma XII Evolved to Base 1 as a result of the Moist Talkers' third championship victory before fading to Dust and returning to the Vault.
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
History with the Breath Mints
On Season β15, Day 52, during a game of the New York Millennials against the Kansas City Breath Mints, Uncle Plasma entered the Crime Scene at The Meadow to investigate the mysterious disappearance of Brisket Friendo from the Breath Mints’ Shadows. As a prerequisite to the investigation, Breath Mints General Manager Max Betmint insisted that Plasma sign a temporary team transfer contract, as well as a non-disclosure agreement, confidentiality agreement, end-of-life plan, performance contract, digital image license, employee privacy policy, end user license agreement, letter of recommendation, equipment rental agreement, personal financial statement, hold-harmless indemnity agreement, survivorship deed, vehicle leasing agreement, website terms and conditions, and liability waiver. During the Season β15 elections, it was revealed that due to a hidden clause in the temporary team transfer contract, the contract was actually permanent, signing Uncle Plasma to Kansas City's pitching rotation for the foreseeable future.
After a few seasons with the Mints, Plasma began mentoring batter Kina Larsen as a junior detective, taking hir under his wing. A quick and eager learner, Larsen soon found far more investigative success than Plasma, having sought out and returned home numerous Elsewhere players, while Plasma has found exactly zero clues over many seasons with the Mints. When asked about Larsen’s talent in comparison to his own, Plasma has only glowed with pride, and is said to always keep an almond joy in the pocket of his trenchcoat for the young gumshoe. In his other pocket, he keeps a delicious fresh orange for himself.
Though a dedicated detective and pitcher, Plasma enjoys frequent vacations, often visiting Schlitterbahn Waterpark Kansas City after making use of The Meadow’s Fax Machine. Plasma does not seem bothered by the fact that the park has been closed for several years.
Plasma, like all Breath Mints, has failed the bar exam.
Excerpts from Plasma’s Notes
- Uncle Plasma kept many notes scattered across journals, loose papers, and post-it notes pinned to corkboard. The following was found scribbled among Plasma’s notes. This time, the Interdimensional Rumor Mill reveals a Rumor from IF-54.358 out of its Rumor Registry...
what is it about buttermilk that make you drive real good?
Chants
- Uncle Mode On
- Nephew Mode (when performing poorly)
- All according to Plansma!
- Get Unc’d on!
- get chapel killed
- UNKIE NASTY (following Season β19 infusion)
- Dunkle Plasma / Uncle Faxma (when getting Faxed)
