Thomas Dracaena

Thomas Dracaena
Image by @mermeag
Basic Information
Team	New York Millennials
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Modifications	BlaserunningBlaserunners will score .2 Runs for their Team whenever they steal a base.
Dates Active	Jul 20, 2020–present
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	An Actual Airplane
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Healing
Coffee Style	Flat White
Blood Type	AAA
Fate	7
Soulscream	EEEAIEEEAIEUEAHUUEAHUUHAAEAHAAEAHEAAIEEAAIEEEIAXXEIAXXEOIIEEOIIEEOIEAXIIEAXIIUIAUAUIAUAUEEAHUEEAHUE
Biographical Details
Pronouns	He/Him
Species	"Not" a "vampire"
Side Hustle	Night Shift Bartender at Bloody Mary's Bar & Grill, Umpire Hunter

Thomas Dracaena is a lineup player for the New York Millennials. He has been with the team since the start of Season 1. Dracaena is currently the ILB's all-time leader in hits (1226) and home runs (269).

Official League Record

In Season 10, following the conclusion of the regular season, Dracaena received the modification Siphon. This modification was lost following the Season 10 elections.

In the Season 10 elections, Dracaena received An Actual Airplane, causing each of his stolen bases to count for 0.2 runs.

On Day 47 of Season 11, Thomas Dracaena stole a base while wielding An Actual Airplane, causing the first fractional run in recorded ILB history.

During the Coffee Cup, Dracaena played for FWXBC as a lineup player.

Allegations of Vampirism

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Dracaena is often referred to as "Drac" by fans and teammates. Despite his nickname, Dracaena is not actually a vampire. As far as anyone knows.

For most of Dracaena's career, allegations of Vampirism have plagued the star Millennials batter. Critics point to Dracaena's particularly long cuspid teeth, pale skin, and apparent distrust of mirrors as signs of his vampiric nature. Skeptics rebut with the fact that since Dracaena appears on film and television and does not have sparkling skin, he cannot be a vampire. When questioned, Dracaena responded, "Listen, I'm not a vampire. If I was, I would have sparkly skin. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Not that I would know. Because I'm not a vampire."

Although allegations dwindled during the Millennial's middling play through the end of Season 1, renewed focus was placed on Dracaena during The Discipline Era when a permanent solar eclipse coincided with Dracaena rapidly becoming the best player on the team.

Nearing the end of The Discipline Era, Dracaena’s sibling (and known vampire) Alexandria Dracaena was incinerated. When asked about the situation, Dracaena said, "Though I am deeply saddened, incineration is the only way out." When pressed on the matter of Vampirism he responded, "My sibling was the vampire; I am not a vampire. End of conversation."

Trivia

• Thomas Dracaena hit a ground out to Edric Tosser. This occurred for many minutes at the top of the 9th on Season 4, Day 108.
• Rogue Umpires sometimes refer to Dracaena in whispered tones as "the Eclipse Walker".

Fan Art

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  Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky

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  Li'l Drac by @AndreaStreeter

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  by @glassgoblin

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  by @glassgoblin

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  Thomas Dracaena and Castillo Turner, co-captains of FWXBC. By @StationFaerie.