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'''Sebastian Telephone''' is a lineup player for the [[Dallas Steaks]]. Telephone has been with the Steaks since [[Season 1]]. | '''Sebastian Telephone''' is a lineup player for the [[Dallas Steaks]]. Telephone has been with the Steaks since [[Season 1]]. | ||
== Official League Records == | == Official League Records == | ||
− | Telephone | + | Due to the [[Decree]] Alternate Reality at the end of [[Season 4]], Telephone was swapped with an alternate reality form of themselves. |
<br />{{Community Lore}} | <br />{{Community Lore}} | ||
Revision as of 14:50, 31 August 2020
Sebastian Telephone is a lineup player for the Dallas Steaks. Telephone has been with the Steaks since Season 1.
Official League Records
Due to the Decree Alternate Reality at the end of Season 4, Telephone was swapped with an alternate reality form of themselves.
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Biography
Background
Like his sister Jessica Telephone, he sprang fully-formed from a payphone a few years ago. Unlike his sister, his synchronous quantum waveform has not yet corporeally incarnated. Some fans have speculated that his dependence on Jessica for interacting with the physical world started to hinder his play once she was stolen by the Philly Pies, but Sebastian insists he is "really, totally fine" and his vendetta against the Pies is for unrelated reasons.
Sebastian Telephone may not be the strongest batter in the league, and can only sometimes hold a bat, but his raw energy and enthusiasm make up for it.
Fan Art
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Buried | Ingrid Alfredo · Oscar Dollie · Yams Sokol · Marco Stink | |
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Stats | Season | 1 · 2 · 3 · 4 |
Ballpark | George Fourman Stadium | |
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Staff | The Grill Master · Coach | |
History | Dallas Steaks' History | |
Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏 | ||
Well Done. |