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| + | '''Sebastian Telephone''' was a lineup player for the [[Dallas Steaks]] and had been with the team since [[Season 1]]. Telephone was incinerated on [[Season 7]], Day 67. | ||
== Official League Records == | == Official League Records == | ||
Due to the [[Decree]] Alternate Reality at the end of [[Season 4]], Telephone was swapped with an alternate reality form of themselves. | Due to the [[Decree]] Alternate Reality at the end of [[Season 4]], Telephone was swapped with an alternate reality form of themselves. | ||
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== Biography == | == Biography == | ||
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=== Background === | === Background === | ||
Like his sister [[Jessica Telephone]], he sprang fully-formed from a payphone a few years ago. Unlike his sister, his synchronous quantum waveform has not yet corporeally incarnated. Some fans have speculated that his dependence on Jessica for interacting with the physical world started to hinder his play once she was stolen by the [[Philly Pies]], but Sebastian insists he is "really, totally fine" and his vendetta against the Pies is for unrelated reasons. | Like his sister [[Jessica Telephone]], he sprang fully-formed from a payphone a few years ago. Unlike his sister, his synchronous quantum waveform has not yet corporeally incarnated. Some fans have speculated that his dependence on Jessica for interacting with the physical world started to hinder his play once she was stolen by the [[Philly Pies]], but Sebastian insists he is "really, totally fine" and his vendetta against the Pies is for unrelated reasons. | ||
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== Trivia == | == Trivia == | ||
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* Has been called "the best himbo in Blaseball." | * Has been called "the best himbo in Blaseball." | ||
* Doesn't know what a himbo is, but likes that people think he's the best at something. | * Doesn't know what a himbo is, but likes that people think he's the best at something. | ||
| − | == | + | == Gallery == |
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| − | + | Sebastian Telephone.png |by Elish | |
| − | + | Fanart by @fairchart.jpg |by {{Twitter|name=fairchart}} | |
| + | Seb Telephone.png |by {{Twitter|name=Fancymancer}} |link=https://twitter.com/Fancymancer/status/1305910499243110400 | ||
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[[Category:Lineup Players]] | [[Category:Lineup Players]] | ||
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[[Category:Nonhuman Players]] | [[Category:Nonhuman Players]] | ||
[[Category:Nominative Determinism]] | [[Category:Nominative Determinism]] | ||
Revision as of 12:29, 17 September 2020
Sebastian Telephone was a lineup player for the Dallas Steaks and had been with the team since Season 1. Telephone was incinerated on Season 7, Day 67.
Official League Records
Due to the Decree Alternate Reality at the end of Season 4, Telephone was swapped with an alternate reality form of themselves.
Biography
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Background
Like his sister Jessica Telephone, he sprang fully-formed from a payphone a few years ago. Unlike his sister, his synchronous quantum waveform has not yet corporeally incarnated. Some fans have speculated that his dependence on Jessica for interacting with the physical world started to hinder his play once she was stolen by the Philly Pies, but Sebastian insists he is "really, totally fine" and his vendetta against the Pies is for unrelated reasons.
Sebastian Telephone may not be the strongest batter in the league, and can only sometimes hold a bat, but his raw energy and enthusiasm make up for it.
Alternate Reality
After Season 4, Telephone was replaced by a version of himself from another reality. In that reality, Sebastian Telephone was the more "stable" Telephone sibling, while Jessica was more prone to temporal abnormalities. Also, according to his reports, those shoes with wheels in the heels were still a thing, for whatever reason. Otherwise, it was mostly similar.
This alternate version of Telephone has greater Blaseball skills than the version he replaced, and has proven to be a far more reliable hitter. Always considered a beloved member of the team, Telephone has dialed in to his role as the Steaks' second hitter in the batting order.
Trivia
- Has been called "the best himbo in Blaseball."
- Doesn't know what a himbo is, but likes that people think he's the best at something.
Gallery
by Elish
by @fairchart
by @Fancymancer
| Players | Batters | |
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| Buried | Ingrid Alfredo · Oscar Dollie · Yams Sokol · Marco Stink | |
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| Stats | Season | 1 · 2 · 3 · 4 |
| Ballpark | George Fourman Stadium | |
| Community Lore | ||
| Staff | The Grill Master · Coach | |
| History | Dallas Steaks' History | |
| Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏 | ||
| Well Done. | ||
