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'''Ren Hunter''' is a lineup player for the [[New York Millennials]] and has been playing with the team since [[Season 4]], day 83 after a [[feedback]] swap with [[Richardson Games]]. Hunter previously played for the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]], starting in [[Season 1]].
 
'''Ren Hunter''' is a lineup player for the [[New York Millennials]] and has been playing with the team since [[Season 4]], day 83 after a [[feedback]] swap with [[Richardson Games]]. Hunter previously played for the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]], starting in [[Season 1]].
  
== Official League Records ==
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==Official League Records==
 
During the [[Coffee Cup]], Hunter played for [[Cream & Sugar United]] as a lineup player.
 
During the [[Coffee Cup]], Hunter played for [[Cream & Sugar United]] as a lineup player.
  
== Blaseball Career ==
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==Blaseball Career==
 
{{Community Lore}}
 
{{Community Lore}}
 
Hunter is of unknown origin. Described as "the most muscular woman to ever graced the field of Blaseball,"<ref>https://twitter.com/CHSSTFans/status/1288585048422322177</ref> Hunter typically leads the Shoe Thieves in slugging and strikeouts. Other details about Hunter generally evade human understanding, but witnesses describe a stupor during which mortals feel compelled to follow in the wake of her destruction.<ref>https://twitter.com/CHSSTFans/status/1288585051157004289</ref> It is theorized that this stupor may be broken by [[incineration]], but presently no subject of this stupor has been the target of incineration.
 
Hunter is of unknown origin. Described as "the most muscular woman to ever graced the field of Blaseball,"<ref>https://twitter.com/CHSSTFans/status/1288585048422322177</ref> Hunter typically leads the Shoe Thieves in slugging and strikeouts. Other details about Hunter generally evade human understanding, but witnesses describe a stupor during which mortals feel compelled to follow in the wake of her destruction.<ref>https://twitter.com/CHSSTFans/status/1288585051157004289</ref> It is theorized that this stupor may be broken by [[incineration]], but presently no subject of this stupor has been the target of incineration.
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'''You have always already died for Ren Hunter. You have always already killed for Ren Hunter. You have always already lived for Ren Hunter.'''
 
'''You have always already died for Ren Hunter. You have always already killed for Ren Hunter. You have always already lived for Ren Hunter.'''
  
== Personal Life ==
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==Personal Life==
 
Ren Hunter is rumored to be in a romantic relationship with [[Kansas City Breath Mints]] batter [[Boyfriend Monreal]], although the exact nature of this relationship is unclear. Hunter has declined to speak publicly on the issue, and in a XX53 interview, Monreal simply stated "Ren makes me feel like my skin is bursting with thousands of eyes. Also, she's got a pretty nice ass."
 
Ren Hunter is rumored to be in a romantic relationship with [[Kansas City Breath Mints]] batter [[Boyfriend Monreal]], although the exact nature of this relationship is unclear. Hunter has declined to speak publicly on the issue, and in a XX53 interview, Monreal simply stated "Ren makes me feel like my skin is bursting with thousands of eyes. Also, she's got a pretty nice ass."
  
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==Fan Art==
 
==Fan Art==
 
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Ren Hunter kyl_armstrong.jpg|by [https://twitter.com/kyl_armstrong/status/1291940052256399362 kyl_armstrong]
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File:Ren Hunter kyl armstrong.jpg|by [https://twitter.com/kyl_armstrong/status/1291940052256399362 kyl_armstrong]
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File:Players-ren-03.png|L'il Ren by [https://twitter.com/andreastreeter/status/1342961379691671557 @AndreaStreeter]
 
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Revision as of 01:53, 27 December 2020

Ren Hunter is a lineup player for the New York Millennials and has been playing with the team since Season 4, day 83 after a feedback swap with Richardson Games. Hunter previously played for the Charleston Shoe Thieves, starting in Season 1.

Official League Records

During the Coffee Cup, Hunter played for Cream & Sugar United as a lineup player.

Blaseball Career

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Hunter is of unknown origin. Described as "the most muscular woman to ever graced the field of Blaseball,"[1] Hunter typically leads the Shoe Thieves in slugging and strikeouts. Other details about Hunter generally evade human understanding, but witnesses describe a stupor during which mortals feel compelled to follow in the wake of her destruction.[2] It is theorized that this stupor may be broken by incineration, but presently no subject of this stupor has been the target of incineration.

Ren specializes in stealing Crocs.

A recording of Ren's walkup theme has somehow escaped the Shoe Thieves Stadium, despite several countermeasures. It can be heard here:

You have always already died for Ren Hunter. You have always already killed for Ren Hunter. You have always already lived for Ren Hunter.

Personal Life

Ren Hunter is rumored to be in a romantic relationship with Kansas City Breath Mints batter Boyfriend Monreal, although the exact nature of this relationship is unclear. Hunter has declined to speak publicly on the issue, and in a XX53 interview, Monreal simply stated "Ren makes me feel like my skin is bursting with thousands of eyes. Also, she's got a pretty nice ass."

Ren Hunter used to go on weekend hunting trips[3]with Hades Tigers Batter and Possession Transference Vessel Resident Landry Violence. She has declined all questions on Landry since the incineration.

Fan Art

References