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|caption1=Tlopps Card Credit: The Dice @system_dice}}'''Montgomery Bullock''' is a pitcher for the [[Baltimore Crabs]]. They have played for the Crabs since [[Season 1]].
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== Official League Records ==
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During the [[Season 5#Election%20Results|Season 5 election]], Bullock received boosts in all ratings as well as a boost in baserunning as a part of the Crabs' ''Horde Hallucinations'' and ''Rollback Netcode'' blessings.
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' was a pitcher for the [[Canada Moist Talkers]], and was with the team from {{BetaSeason|24}}, Day 15 until [[Fall Ball]]. Bullock has played for the [[Hawai'i Fridays]], [[Atlantis Georgias]], and [[Baltimore Crabs]].
  
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==Official League Records==
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Bullock joined the [[ILB]] as a pitcher for the [[Baltimore Crabs]] with {{BetaSeason|1|the Return of Blaseball}}.
  
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On [[Season 6]], Day 23, Bullock siphoned some of [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]] batter [[Alaynabella Hollywood]]'s pitching ability in a game with [[Blooddrain]] weather, bringing it from {{Star Rating|3}} to {{Star Rating|3.5}}.
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During the {{BetaSeason|5#Election Results|@ election}}, Bullock received boosts in all ratings as a part of the {{BetaSeason|5#Blessings|'''Horde Hallucinations'''}} and {{BetaSeason|5#Blessings|'''Rollback Netcode'''}} blessings.
  
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== History ==
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On {{BetaSeason|6}}, Day 23, Bullock siphoned some of [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]] lineup player [[Alaynabella Hollywood]]'s pitching ability in a game with [[Blooddrain]] weather, bringing it from {{Star Rating|3}} to {{Star Rating|3.5}}.
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Often known as "Monty B" or "MoCo", Montgomery Cha-Cha Bullock is the namesake of Montgomery County, MD, in addition to reportedly being the physical manifestation of the county. No photographs or video footage exists of Montgomery Bullock by her own request. He is described as being a short/tall/medium-sized woman/man/player with green/brown/blue eyes and blonde/brown/red/purple hair.<sup>[1]</sup>
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On {{BetaSeason|7}}, Day 82, Bullock siphoned some of [[San Francisco Lovers]] lineup player [[Helga Moreno]]'s pitching ability in a game with Blooddrain weather, bringing it from {{Star Rating|3.5}} to {{Star Rating|4}}.
  
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===Early Life===
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During the {{BetaSeason|9#Election Results|@ elections}}, Bullock received the {{ModLink|Friend of Crows}} modification due to the passing of the {{BetaSeason|9#Decrees|'''Forecast: Birds'''}} decree.
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According to historical record Montgomery Bullock was founded on October 1, 1776.  
 
  
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According to eyewitness accounts, the physical form of Montgomery Bullock was born at the age of five in the Baltimore Crabs' home stadium during a training match. Eyewitnesses at the time stated that their mother pitched them in order to deliberately strike out the current batter.  
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On {{BetaSeason|10#Day X|@, Day X}}, Bullock gained the {{ModLink|Mild}} modification after the Crabs lost to [[THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS]]. Following the ascension of the [[Baltimore Crabs]] from their {{BetaSeason|10}} [[Internet Series]] victory, Bullock was traded to the [[Hawai'i Fridays]] due to the {{BetaSeason|10#Election Results|'''People's Champion'''}} blessing. Additionally, Bullock was targeted by the [[San Francisco Lovers]]' {{BetaSeason|10#Blessings | '''Popular by Association'''}} blessing. Due to an election mishap, the Lovers instead gained a copy of Bullock, [[Bontgomery Mullock]], while the Fridays kept the original Bullock.
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Bullock was traded to the [[Atlantis Georgias]] in exchange for [[Mordecai Kingbird]] during the {{BetaSeason|16#Election Results|@ elections}} via the Georgias' {{BetaSeason|16#Wills|'''Equivalent Exchange'''}} will, becoming a lineup player in the process.
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Bullock attended the Baltimore Blaseball Acrabemy as a child and quickly moved on to the Crustaceous Higher Institute for Blaseball Education (more commonly know as the CHIBE), the "sixteenth most prestigious blaseball academy in Baltimore<sup>[1]</sup>". Upon graduation, Bullock was accepted into trials for the Crabs immediately.
 
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Bullock was traded to the [[Baltimore Crabs]] in exchange for [[Fish Summer]] during the {{BetaSeason|17#Election Results|@ elections}} via the Georgias' {{BetaSeason|17#Wills|'''Equivalent Exchange'''}} will.
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Bullock was made Captain of the BBA Hermits, the official inter-school team of the Baltimore Blaseball Acrabemy, and, upon graduating, had helped the Hermits achieve an almost unbeatable record of 736 wins and 12 losses.
 
  
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She was repeatedly offered to be made the Captain of the CHIBE Fiddlers, but denied the offer, saying "I can't handle the spotlight".
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During the {{BetaSeason|18#Election Results|@ elections}}, Bullock retreated to the Crabs' [[Shadows]] as a result of the Crabs' {{BetaSeason|18#Wills|'''Move'''}} will, becoming a pitcher in the process.
  
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Upon gaining a place in the Baltimore Crabs' roster, he has participated in every season of Blaseball.
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During the {{BetaSeason|19#Election Results|@ elections}}, Bullock's pitching increased from {{Star Change|4.3|5.8}} as a result of the Crabs' {{BetaSeason|19#Wills|'''Shadow Infuse'''}} will.
  
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On {{BetaSeason|20}}, Day 9, Bullock joined the Crabs' active roster in exchange for [[Kaz Fiasco]] via [[Chesapeake Racetrack and Ballpark]]'s {{ModLink|Fax Machine}}.
  
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During the {{BetaSeason|21#Election Results|@ elections}}, Bullock gained the {{ModLink|Heist Expert}} modification as a result of the {{BetaSeason|21#Blessings|'''Play to Find Out'''}} blessing.
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At the end of their education at the Baltimore Blaseball Acrabemy, Bullock faced allegations of theft and arson from the captain of rival team, the Third Blase Spiders. Bullock was accused of stealing and burning the bats and uniforms of the Spiders. Bullock was aquitted of all charges, however no verdict was returned as to whether or not they were true.
 
  
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On {{BetaSeason|23}}, Day 58, Bullock retreated to the Crabs' Shadows in exchange for [[Alston Cerveza]] as a result of the Chesapeake Racetrack and Ballpark's '''Fax Machine'''.
  
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On {{BetaSeason|24}}, Day 15, [[The Gleek]] {{ModLink|Phantom Thieves' Guild|Thieves' Guild}} stole Bullock from the Baltimore Crabs and gave them to the [[Canada Moist Talkers]]. On Day 16, Bullock joined the Moist Talkers' pitching rotation in exchange for [[Eugenia Garbage]] at [[Gleek Arena]] via the {{ModLink|Ratification|Ratified}} '''Fax Machine'''.
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As a side effect of Montgomery Bullock draining blood from Alaynabella Hollywood during Season 6, several hospital workers within Montgomery County have reported sudden influx of filled blood bags within their infirmaries. The source of this is currently unknown, but most hospitals affected by this occurrence have taken it in stride.
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Claims that the blood "carries the curse of the werehellhound" and unsafe to use in medical situations have been thoroughly disproven as hoaxes, and should under no means be investigated or suspected.
 
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Crabs' Poet Laureate [[Runolfio Peeper]] wrote the following about Bullock:
 
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Montgomery, third pitcher in our stable
 
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They in every game of Blaseball reap a bounty
 
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For it’s also known they moonlight as a county.
 
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Their pitches rock the villains who receive them
 
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With some spin upon the ball they do deceive them
 
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The sinker pitch is always churning down
 
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Like a stone dropped in a creek the batters drown
 
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The sliders have no mercy in their grace
 
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The hitters always give them heavy chase
 
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The four seams gather burgeoning applause
 
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And strike like wildcats showing their claws
 
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The changeups drift just like a silver spring
 
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The black hill curveballs make the batter swing
 
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Above capital, their endurance does amaze
 
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And our Bullock taxes everyone who plays.
 
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Latest revision as of 13:26, 23 February 2023

Montgomery Bullock was a pitcher for the Canada Moist Talkers, and was with the team from Season β24, Day 15 until Fall Ball. Bullock has played for the Hawai'i Fridays, Atlantis Georgias, and Baltimore Crabs.

Official League Records

Bullock joined the ILB as a pitcher for the Baltimore Crabs with the Return of Blaseball.

During the Season β5 election, Bullock received boosts in all ratings as a part of the Horde Hallucinations and Rollback Netcode blessings.

On Season β6, Day 23, Bullock siphoned some of Hellmouth Sunbeams lineup player Alaynabella Hollywood's pitching ability in a game with Blooddrain weather, bringing it from to .

On Season β7, Day 82, Bullock siphoned some of San Francisco Lovers lineup player Helga Moreno's pitching ability in a game with Blooddrain weather, bringing it from to .

During the Season β9 elections, Bullock received the Friend of Crows modification due to the passing of the Forecast: Birds decree.

On Season β10, Day X, Bullock gained the Mild modification after the Crabs lost to THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS. Following the ascension of the Baltimore Crabs from their Season β10 Internet Series victory, Bullock was traded to the Hawai'i Fridays due to the People's Champion blessing. Additionally, Bullock was targeted by the San Francisco Lovers' Popular by Association blessing. Due to an election mishap, the Lovers instead gained a copy of Bullock, Bontgomery Mullock, while the Fridays kept the original Bullock.

Bullock was traded to the Atlantis Georgias in exchange for Mordecai Kingbird during the Season β16 elections via the Georgias' Equivalent Exchange will, becoming a lineup player in the process.

Bullock was traded to the Baltimore Crabs in exchange for Fish Summer during the Season β17 elections via the Georgias' Equivalent Exchange will.

During the Season β18 elections, Bullock retreated to the Crabs' Shadows as a result of the Crabs' Move will, becoming a pitcher in the process.

During the Season β19 elections, Bullock's pitching increased from 4.3 → 5.8 as a result of the Crabs' Shadow Infuse will.

On Season β20, Day 9, Bullock joined the Crabs' active roster in exchange for Kaz Fiasco via Chesapeake Racetrack and Ballpark's Fax Machine.

During the Season β21 elections, Bullock gained the Heist Expert modification as a result of the Play to Find Out blessing.

On Season β23, Day 58, Bullock retreated to the Crabs' Shadows in exchange for Alston Cerveza as a result of the Chesapeake Racetrack and Ballpark's Fax Machine.

On Season β24, Day 15, The Gleek Thieves' Guild stole Bullock from the Baltimore Crabs and gave them to the Canada Moist Talkers. On Day 16, Bullock joined the Moist Talkers' pitching rotation in exchange for Eugenia Garbage at Gleek Arena via the Ratified Fax Machine.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Box of Montgomery Bullock Files

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An Agreement

This is a written account of the agreement stuck between XXXXXX XXXXXX XX and The Montgomery City Council for services rendered to the County of Montgomery. The XXXXXX XXXXXX XX, henceforth referred to as “Bullock” will, as per the agreement, be supplied with a willing resident of physical, spiritual and XXXXXXXX condition, henceforth referred to as the “vessel” which they will possess for as long as they are eligible as a vessel.

The vessel will not be allowed to come to any harm they would not otherwise face while not acting as the vessel, and the Montgomery City Council will provide an additional candidate as a vessel if and when that vessel becomes ineligible. The Montgomery City Council may select any eligible resident of Montgomery County to act as a vessel.

Council Chair
X J. S. White

Montgomery Bullock
X M. Bullock

An Amendment

As per the amendment voted on by the Montgomery City Council on a vote of 11-0, the following additions are made to the above text.

“Eligibility” will be defined as any resident meeting the criteria described above, with the additional requirement that; The Vessel must be between the ages of 18-65 The Vessel may file a request for exemption, as per the exemption clause listed below. Being a vessel for more than 24 hours makes a resident ineligible as a vessel. At such a time the Montgomery City council may select a new vessel.

Exemptions will be processed by the City Council of Montgomery and the one referred to as Bullock, and must be passed unanimously. These requests to dispute their eligibility must be submitted in writing at least 5 business days before their appointed time slot, and will be voted on in the next city Council meeting.

Council Chair
X L. Morgan
X M. Bullock

An Arrangement

As per the arrangement sponsored by Mr. Bullock and voted on in the Montgomery City Council on a vote of 7-4, the following additions are made to the above text.

My submitting for Y-34, vessels are eligible to reimburse the cost of transportation to and from ILB games, as well as any costs associated with away games including but not limited to:

  • Lodging
  • Laundry
  • Uniform fitting
  • Allergy medications
  • Sealant
  • ISO 12312-2 sunglasses
  • Entertainment costs from transportation to or from away games
  • Additional costs covered under section 4a.

Furthermore any injuries resulting from legal play under the ILB regulations must be brought to the current Blaseball commissioner before they are processed through the Montgomery City Council. Any remaining amount may be reimbursed through the submission in writing of a Y-54 form, which can be mailed without postage from any legal ILB stadium.

Council Chair
X S. Levette

Montgomery Bullock
X M. Bullock


Fan Works

  • Montgomery Bullock as a Friday

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