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{{Team|division=Lawful Evil|home_town=[[Hellmouth]], formerly the Moab desert|team_slogan=Stare Into the Sun|rival=Everyone except for the [[Hades Tigers]], God Himself|mascot=[[JEFF!]]|emoji=🌞|social media=[[https://twitter.com/hmouthsunbeams]]|social_media=[https://twitter.com/hmouthsunbeams @hmouthsunbeams]|friends=[[Hades Tigers]], motivated by fear|image1=Sunbeams.png|caption1=}}The Hellmouth Sunbeams are a professional [[Blaseball, The Internet Blaseball League Wiki|Blaseball]] team based in [[Hellmouth]], Utah.  The Sunbeams compete in Blaseball as part of the Lawful Evil division of the [[Evil League]]. They have been a part of the [[Blaseball, The Internet Blaseball League Wiki|Blaseball]] League since Season 1, and also before.
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{{Team|division=Lawful Evil|home_town=[[Hellmouth]], formerly the Moab desert|team_slogan=Stare Into the Sun|rival=Everyone except for the [[Hades Tigers]], God Himself|mascot=[[JEFF!]]|emoji=🌞|social media=[[https://twitter.com/hmouthsunbeams]]|social_media=[https://twitter.com/hmouthsunbeams @hmouthsunbeams]|friends=[[Hades Tigers]], motivated by fear|image1=Sunbeams.png|caption1=}}The '''Hellmouth Sunbeams''' are a professional [[Blaseball, The Internet Blaseball League Wiki|Blaseball]] team based in [[Hellmouth]], Utah.  The Sunbeams compete in Blaseball as part of the Lawful Evil division of the [[Evil League]]. They have been a part of the [[Blaseball, The Internet Blaseball League Wiki|Blaseball League]] since Season 1, and also before.
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The Sunbeams do not believe in the existence of the [[Seattle Garages]].
 
The Sunbeams do not believe in the existence of the [[Seattle Garages]].
  
 
The Sunbeam's position of favor and privilege with both [[The Sun]] and the forces of the Hellmouth itself have protected them from [[incineration]] for the first season of the [[Discipline Era]] , leading many fans to begin asking that protection be lifted from "maybe a few of our pitchers". Perhaps out of spite, four-star batter [[Rhys Trombone]] was incinerated by a rogue umpire early in [[Season 3]]. Loyalists claim this to be no [[incineration]] but an act of "divine alchemy" working on the very innards of the team.
 
The Sunbeam's position of favor and privilege with both [[The Sun]] and the forces of the Hellmouth itself have protected them from [[incineration]] for the first season of the [[Discipline Era]] , leading many fans to begin asking that protection be lifted from "maybe a few of our pitchers". Perhaps out of spite, four-star batter [[Rhys Trombone]] was incinerated by a rogue umpire early in [[Season 3]]. Loyalists claim this to be no [[incineration]] but an act of "divine alchemy" working on the very innards of the team.
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== Team History ==
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== History ==
  
 
=== Move to Hellmouth ===
 
=== Move to Hellmouth ===
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Previous to the opening of [[The Forbidden Book]], the Sunbeams were located in the Moab desert. However, once THE FORBIDDEN BOOK was opened; the desert, stadium, and team were all swallowed by the [[Hellmouth]].
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Prior to the opening of [[The Book of Blaseball|The Forbidden Book]], the Sunbeams were located in the Moab Desert. However, once The Book was opened, the desert, stadium, and team were all swallowed by [[Hellmouth]].
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Regarding the move, star rookie [[Alaynabella Hollywood]] said: "Well, honestly it really isn't any hotter than the ol' Moab was. I mean, sure, a lot more things are on fire, but that's a nice bonus."
  
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Of the move, star rookie [[Alaynabella Hollywood]] said: "Well, honestly it really isn't any hotter than the ol' Moab was. I mean, sure, a lot more things are on fire, but that's a nice bonus."
 
  
 
== Rivalries ==
 
== Rivalries ==
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The Sunbeams do not currently officially recognize any non-rivals other than the [[Hades Tigers]]. <br />
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The Sunbeams do not currently officially recognize any non-rivals other than the [[Hades Tigers]].  
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== Roster ==
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== Players ==
  
 
=== Batters ===
 
=== Batters ===
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*[[Miguel James]]
 
*[[Miguel James]]
  
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=== Incinerated ===
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=== Alumni ===
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*[[Rhys Trombone]] — Incinerated
  
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*[[Rhys Trombone]]
 
  
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== Personnel ==
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== Notable Staff ==
  
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*[[Sol]], Head coach
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*[[Sol]], head coach
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*Addie Tantalus, assistant coach
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*[[Addie Tantalus]], asst. coach
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*[No known first name] Nakamura, assistant coach
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*[No known first name] Nakamura, asst. coach
 
*[[Determination Montgomery]], batting coach
 
*[[Determination Montgomery]], batting coach
 
*[[Beef Randolph]], nutritionist
 
*[[Beef Randolph]], nutritionist
 
*[[JEFF!|JEFF]], "mascot"
 
*[[JEFF!|JEFF]], "mascot"
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*[[The Man Who Owns All the Teeth]]
 
*[[The Man Who Owns All the Teeth]]
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== Stadium ==
 
== Stadium ==
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The Beams' stadium holds the record for the blaseball pitch with the most vertical distance between bases. This is due to both the stadium's 20° incline and its unique structural design as a result of the opening of the Hellmouth.  
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The Sunbeams' stadium holds the record for the blaseball pitch with the most vertical distance between bases. This is due to both the stadium's 20° incline and its unique structural design as a result of the opening of the Hellmouth.  
  
 
The stadium is separated into several sections separated by a Hellmouth sinkhole. In order of distance from the center of the Hellmouth these sections are:
 
The stadium is separated into several sections separated by a Hellmouth sinkhole. In order of distance from the center of the Hellmouth these sections are:
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* The Announcer's Booth
 
* The Announcer's Booth
 
* The Accounting Department
 
* The Accounting Department
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== Traditions ==
 
== Traditions ==
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At the end of a winning home game, it is customary for the Sunbeams to dump the team's water cooler on the pitcher. The Hellmouth being what it is, this has resulted in 15 hospitalizations for steam burns this season.
 
At the end of a winning home game, it is customary for the Sunbeams to dump the team's water cooler on the pitcher. The Hellmouth being what it is, this has resulted in 15 hospitalizations for steam burns this season.
  
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=== Chants ===
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=== Notable Chants ===
  
 
* We are okay!
 
* We are okay!
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*Call: STARE INTO THE SUN Response: THE SUN STARES BACK
 
*Call: STARE INTO THE SUN Response: THE SUN STARES BACK
 
*Call: What do we think of the Garages? Response: Who? (When playing the alleged Seattle team)
 
*Call: What do we think of the Garages? Response: Who? (When playing the alleged Seattle team)
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== Season Results ==
 
== Season Results ==
 
In Season 1, the Sunbeams went 40-59, coming in at 4th place in the Lawful Evil division.  
 
In Season 1, the Sunbeams went 40-59, coming in at 4th place in the Lawful Evil division.  
  
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In Season 2, the Sunbeams went 37-62 in the season, choosing not to advance to the postseason out of a spirit of splotsmanship and magnanimity.
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In Season 2, the Sunbeams went 37-62 in the season, choosing not to advance to the postseason out of a spirit of splortsmanship and magnanimity.
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== Fan Art ==
 
== Fan Art ==

Revision as of 14:51, 4 August 2020

The Hellmouth Sunbeams are a professional Blaseball team based in Hellmouth, Utah. The Sunbeams compete in Blaseball as part of the Lawful Evil division of the Evil League. They have been a part of the Blaseball League since Season 1, and also before.


The Sunbeams do not believe in the existence of the Seattle Garages.

The Sunbeam's position of favor and privilege with both The Sun and the forces of the Hellmouth itself have protected them from incineration for the first season of the Discipline Era , leading many fans to begin asking that protection be lifted from "maybe a few of our pitchers". Perhaps out of spite, four-star batter Rhys Trombone was incinerated by a rogue umpire early in Season 3. Loyalists claim this to be no incineration but an act of "divine alchemy" working on the very innards of the team.


History

Move to Hellmouth

Prior to the opening of The Forbidden Book, the Sunbeams were located in the Moab Desert. However, once The Book was opened, the desert, stadium, and team were all swallowed by Hellmouth.

Regarding the move, star rookie Alaynabella Hollywood said: "Well, honestly it really isn't any hotter than the ol' Moab was. I mean, sure, a lot more things are on fire, but that's a nice bonus."


Rivalries

The Sunbeams do not currently officially recognize any non-rivals other than the Hades Tigers.


Players

Batters

Pitchers

Alumni


Notable Staff


Sponsors


Stadium

The Sunbeams' stadium holds the record for the blaseball pitch with the most vertical distance between bases. This is due to both the stadium's 20° incline and its unique structural design as a result of the opening of the Hellmouth.

The stadium is separated into several sections separated by a Hellmouth sinkhole. In order of distance from the center of the Hellmouth these sections are:

  • Sub-Ocean
  • The Undercroft
  • Third Base and Minor Outlying Bases
  • The Dugouts
  • Infield
  • Stadium Seating and Refreshments
  • Outfield
  • Fourth Base
  • The Announcer's Booth
  • The Accounting Department


Traditions

Every time the Beams score a run, a child is allowed to hurl a pane of glass off the highest part of the stadium wall. This has led to numerous incidents of children trying to use psychic powers to manifest runs, which has been a great boost to the team's morale.

At the end of a winning home game, it is customary for the Sunbeams to dump the team's water cooler on the pitcher. The Hellmouth being what it is, this has resulted in 15 hospitalizations for steam burns this season.

Notable Chants

  • We are okay!
  • Ȟ̷̦E̵̤̿R̴͔̀È̶͔ ̶̽ͅC̵̻͆Ó̷̖M̷̲͋Ě̶̺S̴̞̎ ̴͕͋Ț̴͛H̸̥̒E̴̡̓ ̵͎͛S̷̥̈́U̸͎͗N̴͈͊
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  • Beam me up, Scotty!
  • Nerd Pa-Che-Co
  • You can't beat the heat!
  • HOLLY-WEED! [clap-clap, clap-clap-clap]
  • Call: FIVE SEVEN Response: SEVEN EIGHT (Upon victory and/or scoring)
  • Call: STARE INTO THE SUN Response: THE SUN STARES BACK
  • Call: What do we think of the Garages? Response: Who? (When playing the alleged Seattle team)


Season Results

In Season 1, the Sunbeams went 40-59, coming in at 4th place in the Lawful Evil division.

In Season 2, the Sunbeams went 37-62 in the season, choosing not to advance to the postseason out of a spirit of splortsmanship and magnanimity.



Fan Art

Logo by Cobaltcakes.


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