Milo Brown

Milo Brown
Picrew by @alohasushicore
Basic Information
Team	San Francisco Lovers
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Research
Coffee Style	Cold Brew
Blood Type	Grass
Fate	61
Soulscream	HIEAEHIEAEHHAAIUHAAIUHIAAEAIAAEAIHEAUHHEAUHHHHAIIHHAIIHXEIXOXEIXOX
Biographical Details
Pronouns	He/Him
Personal Relationships
Partners	Knight Urlacher, Theo King, Kennedy Meh

Milo Brown is a pitcher for the San Francisco Lovers, active since Season 1

Official League Records

Brown currently has no notable events in the official record books.

History

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Milo is soft-hearted and kindly, and would do anything for his loved ones, even if it means losing on purpose to Baby Urlacher. He’s also charmingly oblivious to a fault, and often fails to perceive things that others would consider to be obvious. Milo is not the best blaseball player, but is trying his best.

Due to his oblivious nature, Milo is remarkably good at missing the unusual or "unique" elements of blaseball and its players, believing gorgon teammate Ortiz Lopez to simply be a tall human with a perpetual bad sunburn and a tendency to stand underneath air vents that blow her hair around. Notably, he did not know that he himself was one quarter treant until it was pointed out to him that he had branches and flowers growing from his head. It’s possible that this treant heritage is a partial cause of both his slow uptake and poor reflexes on the field, as treants, being animated trees, are notoriously slow in all manners of behavior.

Milo first became romantically involved with Theo King after joining the cause to depose the unholy regime of San Francisco, which he aided by knitting cute, color-coordinated sword sheaths. One of said sheaths found its way to Knight Urlacher, who was so taken with it that they requested Theo introduce them to its maker. Milo and Knight hit it off immediately, and Milo was quickly welcomed into the polycule.

Milo initially agreed to join Knight’s proposed blaseball team when it was all Knight would talk about at Family Dinner Night, and man, they were just so enthusiastic, how could Milo say no? What Milo fails to bring to the table in terms of scores, he more than makes up for in morale, and many of his teammates consider him to be the heart of the team. Those in the polycule who are not romantically involved with him tend to consider him as a younger brother figure, and everyone finds his optimistic demeanor to be endearing and uplifting. Even the fickle heart of Kennedy Meh was thawed by Milo’s cheerfulness, and the two began a relationship a couple seasons after Kennedy joined the team.

Trivia

• As a transgender man, Milo once had a fraught relationship with his femininity. With the polycule’s support, he now feels comfortable openly embracing his love of cute things.

• Milo went into mourning after the losses of Barnes and Javier, who he had grown very close to in his time on the team. To demonstrate such, he has worn a black veil to every game since their deaths. This gothic affectation is rumored to have sparked Kennedy’s initial attraction to him.

• Milo was unsure what RIV meant until recently. Nobody on the Lovers realized this until one day Milo very seriously said "Rest in Valentines."

• Milo is unaware of the fact that Kennedy is a vampire, despite the fact that he allows Kennedy to drink his blood on a semi-regular basis. He just wants to be supportive of his boyfriend’s interests.