Marco Stink

Marco Stink
Image by @BearOverdrive
Basic Information
Team	Dallas Steaks
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Repenting
Coffee Style	Milk Substitute
Blood Type	O
Fate	32
Soulscream	HEEIAHEEIAHAHAEAAHAEAAXUAAAXUAAAXOIAXHOIAXHOAEAXEAEAXEAAEIXEAEIXEA
Biographical Details
Pronouns	he/him

Marco Stink is a lineup player for the Dallas Steaks. Stink has been with the Steaks since Season 2, Day 51 when he replaced Lars Mendoza due to incineration. In Game 4 of Season 3, Stink ate a stray Peanuts and had a yummy reaction, changing him from a 1.5 to a 3 star player.

Official League Records

One of Stink's notable achievements is Shaming the San Francisco Lovers following a tense game and the incineration of Zi Delacruz.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Biography

Marco Stink began life as your average, everyday southern green stink bug, no different than the millions of others found in Texas. The Bug That Would Be was crawling through the outfield of Foreman Stadium one day, unaware of what was about to occur. When a rogue umpire incinerated the player standing above the stink bug, the ashes fell in a heap on top of the bug, latent umpirical energy coursing through what was once Lars Mendoza. As the small bug crawled from beneath the ashes, the incineration's energy combined with the remnants of Mendoza's will, infusing the insect. With each step, the stink bug grew in size, until he reached the size of a human. Standing up onto his newly-powerful legs, the bug lifted Mendoza's glove from the ground and slid it onto his clawed hand. Looking at the other players, he said, "Hey, I'm Marco. Let's play some ball!" When Stink showed up for the next game, players and fans saw that he was now wearing a multi-colored jester's cap. Asked about the unusual choice of headwear, he responded, "I know! Isn't it dashing?"

Stink's surges of athleticism have impressed the Dallas fans. Throughout his career, these feats have been attributed his supernatural aura, latent Mendoza genes, and his signature aroma ("like an oily peat campfire after the rain").

Trivia

• Refers to his bat as Mendoza's Will
• Is a fan of the Japanese reality TV show, Terrace House