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Marco Stink rose from Lars Mendoza's ashes, sloughing the batter's remains like a shed skin. The circumstances of his hiring have led to water cooler chatter that Stink has inherited Mendoza's vital essences as well as his blaseball prowess. | Marco Stink rose from Lars Mendoza's ashes, sloughing the batter's remains like a shed skin. The circumstances of his hiring have led to water cooler chatter that Stink has inherited Mendoza's vital essences as well as his blaseball prowess. | ||
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Revision as of 00:54, 10 September 2020
Marco Stink is a lineup player for the Dallas Steaks. Stink has been with the Steaks since Season 2, Day 51 when he replaced Lars Mendoza due to incineration. In Game 4 of Season 3, Stink ate a stray Peanuts and had a yummy reaction, changing him from a 1.5 to a 3 star player.
Official League Records
One of Stink's notable achievements is Shaming the San Francisco Lovers following a tense game and the incineration of Zi Delacruz.
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Biography
Marco Stink rose from Lars Mendoza's ashes, sloughing the batter's remains like a shed skin. The circumstances of his hiring have led to water cooler chatter that Stink has inherited Mendoza's vital essences as well as his blaseball prowess.
Stink's surges of athleticism defy common sense. Throughout his career, these feats have been attributed his supernatural aura, latent Mendoza genes, and his signature aroma ("like an oily cedar campfire after the rain").
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Buried | Ingrid Alfredo · Oscar Dollie · Yams Sokol · Marco Stink | |
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Stats | Season | 1 · 2 · 3 · 4 |
Ballpark | George Fourman Stadium | |
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Staff | The Grill Master · Coach | |
History | Dallas Steaks' History | |
Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏 | ||
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