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It is said that Stink rose from Lars' ashes, allowing him to inherit some of Lars' powers. His supernatural aura is rumored to allow him to perform feats outside the normal limits of his star rating.
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Marco Stink rose from Lars Mendoza's ashes, sloughing the batter's remains like a shed skin. The circumstances of his hiring have led to water cooler chatter that Stink has inherited Mendoza's vital essences as well as his blaseball prowess.
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Stink's surges of athleticism defy common sense. Throughout his career, these feats have been attributed his supernatural aura, latent Mendoza genes, and his signature aroma ("like an oily cedar campfire after the rain").{{Template:SteaksNav}}
  
 
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Revision as of 16:59, 9 September 2020

Marco Stink is a lineup player for the Dallas Steaks. Stink has been with the Steaks since Season 2, Day 51 when he replaced Lars Mendoza due to incineration. In Game 4 of Season 3, Stink ate a stray Peanuts and had a yummy reaction, changing him from a 1.5 to a 3 star player.

Official League Records

One of Stink's notable achievements is Shaming the San Francisco Lovers following a tense game and the incineration of Zi Delacruz.


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The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Biography

Marco Stink rose from Lars Mendoza's ashes, sloughing the batter's remains like a shed skin. The circumstances of his hiring have led to water cooler chatter that Stink has inherited Mendoza's vital essences as well as his blaseball prowess.

Stink's surges of athleticism defy common sense. Throughout his career, these feats have been attributed his supernatural aura, latent Mendoza genes, and his signature aroma ("like an oily cedar campfire after the rain").