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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is a lineup player for the [[Yellowstone Magic]], and has been with the team since [[Season 13]], Day 13.
 
  
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Crueller joined the [[ILB]] as a lineup player for the [[Yellowstone Magic]] on {{BetaSeason|13}}, Day 13 after the [[incineration]] of [[Sutton Picklestein]].
  
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During the {{BetaSeason|14#Election Results|@ elections}}, Crueller's hitting was boosted from {{Star Change|1.8|3.0}}as a result of the {{BetaSeason|14#Blessings|'''Precognition'''}} blessing. Crueller also lost their [[Peanut]] Allergy as a result of the {{BetaSeason|14#Blessings|'''Nut Button'''}} blessing.
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Crueller joined the [[ILB]] as a lineup player for the [[Yellowstone Magic]] on [[Season 13]], Day 13 after the [[incineration]] of [[Sutton Picklestein]].
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In {{BetaSeason|15}}, on Day 78, Crueller, while [[Observed]], entered a [[Renovations|Secret Base]] in [[Yellowstone National (Ball)Park]]. Crueller was immediately {{ModLink|Redacted}}, then emerged on the same day from another Secret Base in [[Choux Stadium]] with a never-before-seen modification called {{ModLink|Attractor}}, the first player to have gained it. Crueller's Soulscream was gone, and their stats were significantly increased. Crueller was not successfully batted in and disappeared again.
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On {{BetaSeason|18}}, Day 14, Crueller exited the [[Investigation#Secret Base|Secret Base]] at [[San Franstadium]]. Upon being batted in by [[Knight Triumphant]], Crueller joined the [[San Francisco Lovers]]' bench.
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During the {{BetaSeason|20#Election Results|@ elections}}, Crueller joined the Lovers' lineup in exchange for [[Tot Fox]] as a result of the Lovers' {{BetaSeason|20#Wills|'''Swap'''}} will. Crueller's batting then increased from {{Star Change|7.1|8.9}} as a result of the Lovers' {{BetaSeason|20#Wills|'''Shadow Infuse'''}} will.
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During the {{BetaSeason|22#Election Results|@ elections}}, Crueller retreated to the Lovers' [[Shadows]] in exchange for [[Theo King]] as a result of the Lovers' {{BetaSeason|22#Wills|'''Swap'''}} will. Crueller's '''Attractor''' modification was then reformed into the {{ModLink|Walk in the Park}} modification as a result of the Lovers' {{BetaSeason|22#Wills|'''Reform'''}} will.
  
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On {{BetaSeason|23}}, Day 50, Crueller rejoined the Lovers' lineup in exchange for [[Theo King]] at [[San Franstadium]] via the {{ModLink|Ratification|Ratified}} {{ModLink|Voicemail}}.
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File:Kurtcard.png|Season 13 rookie card by ChewyPudding#7060
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File:Kurt Crueller (@dipppitydoop).png|Kurt fanart by [https://twitter.com/dippitydoop @dippitydoop]
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File:Elk Centaur Kurt Crueller, by @dippitydoop.png|Elk Centuar Kurt, by [https://twitter.com/dippitydoop @dippitydoop]
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File:Jackalope Kurt Crueller.png|A half-demon, jackalope Kurt Crueller by [https://twitter.com/stickerbooks_/status/1375188667862499336 @stickerbooks_]
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File:How about more of those Precogs?.png|alt=A digital drawing of Chorby Short (a humanish frog), Kurt Crueller (a horned jackalope person), and Tiana Wheeler (a shadow person) seeing visions of the future Flooding, with lightning crackling in their eyes. Their visions include an angry Consumer (bull shark), a filing cabinet labeled \"REDACTED/ATTRACTED,\" and MVP medals weighing Jimmy Mora and Wyatt Glover down. Stars rain down behind them.|The Magic [[Chorby Short|Precog]] [[Tiana Wheeler|Trio]]<br />by [https://twitter.com/HokutoHero @HokutoHero]
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File:Kurt mini.png|By [https://twitter.com/HetreaSky @HetreaSky]
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File:Kurt on the Lovers.png|Kurt on the Lovers by [https://twitter.com/validtine @Validtine]
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Latest revision as of 12:41, 23 February 2023

Kurt Crueller was a lineup player for the San Francisco Lovers, and was with the team from Season β18, Day 14 until Fall Ball. Crueller has previously played for the Yellowstone Magic.

Official League Records

Crueller joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Yellowstone Magic on Season β13, Day 13 after the incineration of Sutton Picklestein.

During the Season β14 elections, Crueller's hitting was boosted from 1.8 → 3.0 as a result of the Precognition blessing. Crueller also lost their Peanut Allergy as a result of the Nut Button blessing.

In Season β15, on Day 78, Crueller, while Observed, entered a Secret Base in Yellowstone National (Ball)Park. Crueller was immediately Redacted, then emerged on the same day from another Secret Base in Choux Stadium with a never-before-seen modification called Attractor, the first player to have gained it. Crueller's Soulscream was gone, and their stats were significantly increased. Crueller was not successfully batted in and disappeared again.

On Season β18, Day 14, Crueller exited the Secret Base at San Franstadium. Upon being batted in by Knight Triumphant, Crueller joined the San Francisco Lovers' bench.

During the Season β20 elections, Crueller joined the Lovers' lineup in exchange for Tot Fox as a result of the Lovers' Swap will. Crueller's batting then increased from 7.1 → 8.9 as a result of the Lovers' Shadow Infuse will.

During the Season β22 elections, Crueller retreated to the Lovers' Shadows in exchange for Theo King as a result of the Lovers' Swap will. Crueller's Attractor modification was then reformed into the Walk in the Park modification as a result of the Lovers' Reform will.

On Season β23, Day 50, Crueller rejoined the Lovers' lineup in exchange for Theo King at San Franstadium via the Ratified Voicemail.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Box of Kurt Crueller Files

Dust billows as the file box lands on the table. While many archives in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill are unified in some way, this... definitely isn’t one of them. The accompanying Rumor Registry explains all of the contents... wherever it is... but for now you grab the folder labelled IF-48.306 and start reading...

Kurt is a soft-spoken fisher who is an all around chill person that wants to help the team. Kurt is a recent addition to the Magic, having been embarrassingly lost in Yellowstone after a hike for the last fifteen years. She was lured onto the team by Merlinmeyer to run the concession stand but ended up stepping up to the plate when Sutton was incinerated. When asked to comment, Merlinmeyer just said, "Knew he was a good one- destined for greatness that one. Knew it!! I told you didn't I Bevan!!!"

Their current strategy is to catch fly balls with a fishing net- it seems to be working out, though occasionally those balls are returned with an odorous, fishy scent attached. Their teammates have only repsonded to this in the past with a weak, "Thanks, Kurt."

Kurt Crueller is also supposedly the child of Gallup Crueller, born from a brief romance in the distant past between the infamous outlaw and a fisherperson near Yellowstone. Eventually trouble came knocking and Gallup rode back towards Dallas, not wanting to entangle her child in her life of crime.


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