Kennedy Meh

Kennedy Meh
Art modified from Baseball Vandals trading card by @linktm
Basic Information
Position	Lineup Player
Team	San Francisco Lovers
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Napping
Coffee Style	Americano
Blood Type	AAA
Fate	59
Soulscream	IEEAEIEEAEIAHAAAAHAAAAAEAIIAEAIIAAXAUAAXAUAAOEAAAOEAAAOIOIOEIOIOEIAUAAAAUAAAA
Biographical Details
Pronouns	He/Them
Personal Relationships
Partners	Knight Urlacher, Parker Meng

Kennedy Meh is a batter for the San Francisco Lovers who replaced Miguel Javier on Day 11 of Season 3 due to incineration during a game against the Chicago Firefighters.

Official League Records

On Season 7, Day 34, Meh siphoned some of Mexico City Mild Wings batter Lawrence Horne's defensive ability in a game with Blooddrain weather. It did not change Meh's defensive star rating.

History

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

As the heir to the meh.com shopping empire, Kennedy was a happy-go-lucky child without a care in the world. He got straight A's in school and was destined to go to College. Everything changed for him however when he was one day passing behind the bleachers of Ye Olde' San Francisco High. There, a group of goth kids invited Kennedy to partake of ███'s ███████ and listen to hardcore death metal. Eyewitness accounts claim that the moment Kennedy heard the incoherant screaming of the lead singer, his hair grew 5 inches and instantly became black. From this moment on Kennedy was a goth for life.

Now in his early thirties, Kennedy is still a goth. The New San Francisco Journal of Medicine details the symptoms of goth are: Apathy, Lethargy and a Penchant for spikes. Despite this, Kennedy still rose to the occasion and now plays Blaseball to support his partner Knight Urlacher, whom he met at a Metal Librarians's Club concert. He tries his best in the name of love, but finds novel concepts like 'effort' pointless, largely only pushing himself to engage in intimacy out of a desire to replicate the warm, comforting sense of brutally loving community found in the mosh pits of his past. Kennedy dreams of restoring his father's honor by stealing woot.com back from Jeff Blezos in some kind of daring cyberpunk heist.

Despite his low batting performance, it is speculated that Kennedy is actually incredibly talented batter; he merely lacks the motivation to bother swinging his bat more often than not. Similarly, his excellent defense is owed to the fact that he is able to continue scrolling tlumblr on his phone with one hand while catching with the other.