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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' was a lineup player for the [[Baltimore Crabs]], and was with the team from {{BetaSeason|20}}, Day 5 until [[Fall Ball]]. Fiasco has previously played for the [[Ohio Worms]], [[Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams]], and [[Philly Pies]].
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Fiasco joined the [[ILB]] as a lineup player for the [[Ohio Worms]] during the [[Ascension#Descension|Descension]].
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During the {{BetaSeason|12#Election Results|@ elections}}, Fiasco's batting was boosted {{Star Change|2.6|3.1}} as a result of the {{BetaSeason|12#Blessings|'''Tag Team Hitting'''}} blessing.
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On {{BetaSeason|17}}, Day 28, Fiasco was exchanged to the [[Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams]] due to [[Feedback]]. Fiasco was replaced by [[Igneus Delacruz]].
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On {{BetaSeason|17}}, Day 60, Fiasco siphoned some of [[Chicago Firefighters]] lineup player [[Isaac Johnson]]'s batting ability in a game with [[Blooddrain]] weather.
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Fiasco was traded to the [[Philly Pies]] in exchange for [[Elvis Figueroa]] during the {{BetaSeason|19#Election Results|@ elections}} via the Pies' {{BetaSeason|19#Wills|'''Equivalent Exchange'''}} will, becoming a pitcher in the process.
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On {{BetaSeason|20}}, Day 5, Fiasco was exchanged to the [[Baltimore Crabs]] due to [[Feedback]]. Fiasco was replaced by [[Jacoby Podcast]]. On Season 20, Day 9, Fiasco retreated to the Crabs' [[Shadows]] in exchange for [[Montgomery Bullock]] via [[Chesapeake Racetrack and Ballpark]]'s {{ModLink|Fax Machine}}. During the {{BetaSeason|20#Election Results|@ elections}}, Fiasco rejoined the Crabs' active roster in exchange for [[Pedro Davids]] as a result of the Crabs' {{BetaSeason|20#Wills|'''Roster Swap'''}} will.
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File:Kaz Fiasco the buried.png|by '''The Buried#8813'''
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File:They're friends now!.jpg|alt=Art of Kaz Fiasco and Iggy Delacruz in their respective new teams' uniforms, shaking hands after the feedback.|Kaz & new friend [[Igneus Delacruz|Iggy Delacruz]]<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/salmonweather/status/1385396563938320386 @salmonweather]'''
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File:Moths your Man.png|alt=A digital drawing of Kaz Fiasco, a moth player with 4 arms and black & gold wings.|by '''[https://twitter.com/bloodtypelove/status/1392186413643407368 @bloodtypelove]'''
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File:What a Fiasco!.png|by '''[https://twitter.com/bloodtypelove/status/1392325992727916544 @bloodtypelove]'''
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File:Shpee!.png|alt=A digital drawing of Philly Pies pitcher Kaz Fiasco, a brown moth player with four arms and wings with red and black circle detail. He is wearing a Pies jersey and matching blaseball cap. Both left hands have blaseball gloves on them, and he's tossing a blaseball into the air with one of his right hands. The word \"Shpee!\" is in red above their head.|by '''sweet onion pie'''
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File:Mof​.jpg|alt=A digital sketch of Kaz Fiasco. They are a moth, wearing a white and yellow pinstriped Sunbeams jersey and matching plant-based cap. In one hand they are holding a blaseball.|by [https://twitter.com/_pysics/status/1459274550831730694 '''@_pysics''']
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File:Kaz and Enid - Glassgoblin.jpg|Art of [[Enid Marlow|Enid]] and Kaz by {{Twitter|name=glassgoblin}}
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File:Hellmoth → Baltimoth.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Kaz Fiasco, a person with light brown skin, fluffy white hair, long, fluffy grey ears, and two antenna with yellow fluff at the end. Kaz has large black wings with glowing red sun designs on them. They are wearing a long dark purple cloak, plain dark clothes, and glasses with red lenses. There is intense lighting on Kaz as they look somewhat nervous with an exclamation point over their head. The background is plain dark red.|by '''[https://twitter.com/_iznj/status/1434291406999330817 @_iznj]'''
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File:Kazfiasco-worm.jpg|Kaz playing for Ohio Worms by [https://twitter.com/SeaweedSnaps Seaweedsnaps]
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Latest revision as of 21:07, 22 February 2023

Kaz Fiasco was a lineup player for the Baltimore Crabs, and was with the team from Season β20, Day 5 until Fall Ball. Fiasco has previously played for the Ohio Worms, Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams, and Philly Pies.

Official League Records

Fiasco joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Ohio Worms during the Descension.

During the Season β12 elections, Fiasco's batting was boosted 2.6 → 3.1 as a result of the Tag Team Hitting blessing.

On Season β17, Day 28, Fiasco was exchanged to the Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams due to Feedback. Fiasco was replaced by Igneus Delacruz.

On Season β17, Day 60, Fiasco siphoned some of Chicago Firefighters lineup player Isaac Johnson's batting ability in a game with Blooddrain weather.

Fiasco was traded to the Philly Pies in exchange for Elvis Figueroa during the Season β19 elections via the Pies' Equivalent Exchange will, becoming a pitcher in the process.

On Season β20, Day 5, Fiasco was exchanged to the Baltimore Crabs due to Feedback. Fiasco was replaced by Jacoby Podcast. On Season 20, Day 9, Fiasco retreated to the Crabs' Shadows in exchange for Montgomery Bullock via Chesapeake Racetrack and Ballpark's Fax Machine. During the Season β20 elections, Fiasco rejoined the Crabs' active roster in exchange for Pedro Davids as a result of the Crabs' Roster Swap will.

During the Season β22 elections, Fiasco gained the Subtractor modification as a result of the Subtractor Avoidance blessing.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Box of Kaz Fiasco Files

Dust billows as the file box lands on the table. While many archives in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill are unified in some way, this... definitely isn’t one of them. The accompanying Rumor Registry explains all of the contents... wherever it is... but for now you grab the folder labelled IF-59.463 and start reading...

Appearance

Kaz Fiasco is a humanoid-adjacent figure closely resembling the forms and patterns of an Eastern Buck Moth (Hemileuca maia), including a pair of semi-functional wings. He's often seen wearing casual dark clothing that matches the fuzz across his body, even when playing Blaseball. Kaz is often referred to as “the mothman”, "mothboy", "lamp boy", or "друг", but he resents this.

History

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With nothing to guide them through the immateria, The Worms would undoubtedly be erased. A Plan was enacted.

The Worm, using the last of its strength, searched throughout the nebulae for a suitable vessel.
A seed was implanted inside of a streaking comet and pitched across the stars. It would find the way.


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A Cocoon, Hatched

[the following is a newspaper clipping from the Wapakoneta Daily, a local newspaper]

COMET CRASH LANDS INTO WAPAKONETA AIR AND SPACE MUSEUM

Yesterday, around 4 AM in the morning, a deafening crash was heard across the city as a comet the size of a small automobile flew through the sky and plummeted straight into the local Air and Space Museum. Thankfully nobody was injured as the museum had been closed for the night, but extreme damages were sustained to the building and many of the exhibits inside. The staff are still combing through the wreckage to see what is still salvageable, but preliminary findings are not looking good. According to astronomers, the comet that fell had not been observed previously and it’s origins are unknown. The comet is currently being held in the museum for further study. On a lighthearted note, the comet will make for an excellent display in the future, says museum director.





I still hear it. The voice on the edge of the world. I didn't ask for this. Constantly haunted by the dead signals of a long lost god. I'm so tired.

I know, son. We'll get through this. It's been hard on all of us. I'm just thankful we all made it through.

. . . . .

I have to ask, though... why.. Ohio?

I'm pretty sure it did it just to make me hate it here even more. There's literally no other explanation.

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