Kansas City Breath Mints
The Kansas City Breath Mints are a Blaseball team in the Lawful Good division of the Good League. They have been a part of the Blaseball League since Season 1.
History
Blessing in Disguise
Finishing in third after a valiant effort in the first Blaseball season, the Breath Mints did not foresee how the first round of Blessings would alter their team forever.
Successfully winning the Max Out Pitcher Blessing, they saw one of their two beloved PolkaDots, PolkaDot Patterson, undergo a magical transformation from zero stars to five stars. The team and their fans were overjoyed. But this was not to last. The craven Baltimore Crabs won the Steal Best Pitcher Blessing, and promptly stole the now-superior PolkaDot, sending in exchange their own zero-star pitcher Winnie Hess.
Now free from the stinky air of the Crab's stadium, Winnie Hess filled their lungs with fresh, fresh air and exhaled, for the first time in over 100 days, fresh breath. The minty aroma of Kansas City revealed Winnie's true potential, transforming them from a zero to a 2.5 star pitcher - the locker-room leader the Mints needed to face season two with renewed vigor.
Rivals
Other Information
Theme Song
Fans
Fans of the Breath Mints - collectively known as the Minty Way - are known for their love of statistical analysis, fanfiction, tolerance, and of star Mints hitter Boyfriend Monreal.
Nicknames
- Minties
- Minty Fresh
- Fresh Death
Chants
- That's Our Boy-Friend! (clap-clap-clapclapclap)
- MIN-TY-FRESH! MIN-TY-FRESH! MIN-TY-FRESH!
- We Have Fresh Breath (clap-clap-clapclapclap)
- Eizabeth Guerra takes no L’s! / [enemy team] can go to h*ll!
Players
Batters
- Hewitt Best
- Dickerson Morse
- Whit Steakknife
- Grey Alvarado
- Rodriguez Internet
- Eizabeth Guerra
- Eduardo Ingram
- Boyfriend Monreal
- Marquez Clark
Pitchers
Season Results
To be added.
Fan Art
- Boyfriend Monreal fan art by @dancienrew
- Boyfriend Monreal flashfic by kelpwater
