Difference between revisions of "Kansas City Breath Mints"

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Now free from the stinky air of the Crab's stadium, Winnie Hess filled their lungs with fresh, fresh air and exhaled, for the first time in over 100 days, fresh breath. The minty aroma of Kansas City revealed Winnie's true potential, transforming them from a zero to a 2.5 star pitcher - the locker-room leader the Mints needed to face season two with renewed vigor.  
 
Now free from the stinky air of the Crab's stadium, Winnie Hess filled their lungs with fresh, fresh air and exhaled, for the first time in over 100 days, fresh breath. The minty aroma of Kansas City revealed Winnie's true potential, transforming them from a zero to a 2.5 star pitcher - the locker-room leader the Mints needed to face season two with renewed vigor.  
  
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== Rivals ==
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* Charleston Shoe Thieves
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== Other Information ==
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=== Fans ===
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Fans of the Breath Mints - collectively known as the Minty Way - are known for their love of statistical analysis, tolerance, and of star Mints hitter Boyfriend Monreal.
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=== Nicknames ===
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* Minties
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* Minty Fresh
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* Fresh Death
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=== Chants ===
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* That's Our Boy-Friend! (clap-clap-clapclapclap)
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* We're minty! We're fresh!  We guess we'll cheer for Hewitt Best!”
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* “MIN-TY-FRESH! MIN-TY-FRESH! MIN-TY-FRESH!”
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* We Have Fresh Breath (clap-clap-clapclapclap)“
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* Eizabeth Guerra takes no L’s! / [enemy team] can go to h*ll!
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* [https://twitter.com/dancynrew/status/1288241484227960832 Boyfriend Monreal] fan art by @dancienrew
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* [https://docs.google.com/document/d/1A0a1qP_RJNo_rx8gUTGWjdNx32Kmf0N4MRYZEpNwhhM/edit Boyfriend Monreal] flashfic by kelpwater
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Revision as of 01:16, 30 July 2020

The Kansas City Breath Mints are a Blaseball team in the Lawful Good division of the Good League. They have been a part of the Blaseball League since Season 1.

History

Blessing in Disguise

Finishing in third after a valiant effort in the first Blaseball season, the Breath Mints did not foresee how the first round of Blessings would alter their team forever.

Successfully winning the Max Out Pitcher Blessing, they saw one of their two beloved PolkaDots, PolkaDot Patterson, undergo a magical transformation from zero stars to five stars. The team and their fans were overjoyed. But this was not to last. The craven Baltimore Crabs won the Steal Best Pitcher Blessing, and promptly stole the now-superior PolkaDot, sending in exchange their own zero-star pitcher Winnie Hess.

Now free from the stinky air of the Crab's stadium, Winnie Hess filled their lungs with fresh, fresh air and exhaled, for the first time in over 100 days, fresh breath. The minty aroma of Kansas City revealed Winnie's true potential, transforming them from a zero to a 2.5 star pitcher - the locker-room leader the Mints needed to face season two with renewed vigor.

Rivals

  • Charleston Shoe Thieves


Other Information

Fans

Fans of the Breath Mints - collectively known as the Minty Way - are known for their love of statistical analysis, tolerance, and of star Mints hitter Boyfriend Monreal.

Nicknames

  • Minties
  • Minty Fresh
  • Fresh Death


Chants

  • That's Our Boy-Friend! (clap-clap-clapclapclap)
  • We're minty! We're fresh! We guess we'll cheer for Hewitt Best!”
  • “MIN-TY-FRESH! MIN-TY-FRESH! MIN-TY-FRESH!”
  • We Have Fresh Breath (clap-clap-clapclapclap)“
  • Eizabeth Guerra takes no L’s! / [enemy team] can go to h*ll!


Players

Batters

Pitchers

Season Results

To be added.

Fan Art


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