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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is a lineup player for the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]], and has been with the team since the [[Season 10#Election Results|Season 10 elections]].
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' was a lineup player for the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]], and was with the team from the [[Season 10#Election Results|Season 10 elections]] until being [[incinerated]] on [[Season 23]], Day 63.
  
 
==Official League Records==
 
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During the [[Season 22#Election Results|Season 22 elections]], Washington gained the {{ModLink|Reload}} modification as a result of the '''[[Season 22#Blessings|Autosave]]''' blessing.
 
During the [[Season 22#Election Results|Season 22 elections]], Washington gained the {{ModLink|Reload}} modification as a result of the '''[[Season 22#Blessings|Autosave]]''' blessing.
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On [[Season 22]], Day 63, Washington was [[Incineration|incinerated]] and replaced by [[Ryuji Ngozi]].
  
 
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==History==
 
==History==
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Washington has been described as a veritable mountain of a creature with many horn like appendages. Her large hulking appearance is often something of a shock for fans attending their first game. Her appearance is frequently described as: "Minotaur or Oni like." Helga's multiple horns, or "corns" as Washington prefers them to be called are known to strike fear in the hearts of her foes. Washington has become known for her powerful play style frequently taking heavy swings at pitches in an effort to "pulverize" the ball. Washington's at bats are known league wide for dramatic results with foul balls or homers often ending up in low earth orbit.  
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Washington has been described as a veritable mountain of a creature with many horn like appendages. Her large hulking appearance is often something of a shock for fans attending their first game. Her appearance is frequently described as: "Minotaur or Oni like." Washington's multiple horns, or "corns" as Washington prefers them to be called, are known to strike fear in the hearts of her foes. Washington has become known for her powerful play style frequently taking heavy swings at pitches in an effort to "pulverize" the ball. Washington's at bats are known league wide for dramatic results with foul balls or homers often ending up in low earth orbit.  
  
 
===Journey to the Mints===
 
===Journey to the Mints===
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During an away game to [[Seattle Garages|The Seattle Garages]] Mints player [[Pudge Nakamoto]] was wandering around Mt. Rainier, this is believed to have happened when Nakamoto continued to run out of [[Hotdogfingers Memorial Climate Pledge Garage and Parking Facility|The Big Garage]] following a hit and got lost looking for first base. While wandering the woods Nakamoto encountered Washington at her garden residence among the mountains, Nakamoto signed that she was very lost and a player for the Kansas City Breath Mints Blaseball team. Washington was about to simply point Nakamoto in the correct direction however Nakamoto hugged Washington so greatly that Washington decided to take it upon herself to teach Nakamoto how to actually play the game of blaseball.  
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During an away game to [[Seattle Garages|The Seattle Garages]], Mints player [[Pudge Nakamoto]] was wandering around Mt. Rainier. This is believed to have happened when Nakamoto continued to run out of [[Hotdogfingers Memorial Climate Pledge Garage and Parking Facility|The Big Garage]] following a hit and got lost looking for first base. While wandering the woods, Nakamoto encountered Washington at her garden residence among the mountains. Nakamoto signed that she was very lost and a player for the Kansas City Breath Mints Blaseball team. Washington was about to simply point Nakamoto in the correct direction, however, Nakamoto hugged Washington so greatly that Washington decided to take it upon herself to teach Nakamoto how to actually play the game of blaseball.  
  
 
===Unsubstantiated Rumors===
 
===Unsubstantiated Rumors===
  
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*Washington was going to be a recruit for the Seattle Garages when the team hearing of a large blaseball playing creature living in the mountains near Seattle. However, a series of mistakes starting with boarding the wrong bus and then a plane led Washington to Kansas City where upon seeing Pudge Nakamoto decided to sign on into the shadows for the Mints.
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*Washington was going to be a recruit for the Seattle Garages when the team heard of a large blaseball playing creature living in the mountains near Seattle. However, a series of mistakes starting with boarding the wrong bus and then a plane led Washington to Kansas City where, upon seeing Pudge Nakamoto, decided to sign on into the Shadows for the Mints.
  
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*Washington likes to consume a large bucket of fish before each game, luckily the Mints had a large amount of kippers that were labeled "Propery of [[Marquez Clark]]." Marquez Clark could not be reached for comment on the matter.
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*Washington likes to consume a large bucket of fish before each game. Luckily the Mints had a large amount of kippers that were labeled "Property of [[Marquez Clark]]." Marquez Clark could not be reached for comment on the matter.
  
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*Washington has been seen at least once wielding [[Lenny Spruce]] as a bat. As this has not happened in a game to date it is uncertain if this is going to be used in an official game as a strategy or if this was simply a mishap in training.
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*Washington has been seen at least once wielding [[Lenny Spruce]] as a bat. As this has not happened in a game to date, it is uncertain if this is going to be used in an official game as a strategy or if this was simply a mishap in training.
  
 
*Washington is rumored to have a connection with [[San Francisco Lovers]] players: [[Helga Moreno]] and [[Helga Burton]] and investigation is still pending.
 
*Washington is rumored to have a connection with [[San Francisco Lovers]] players: [[Helga Moreno]] and [[Helga Burton]] and investigation is still pending.
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Revision as of 06:33, 22 July 2021

Helga Washington was a lineup player for the Kansas City Breath Mints, and was with the team from the Season 10 elections until being incinerated on Season 23, Day 63.

Official League Records

Washington joined the ILB as a lineup player in the Shadows for the Kansas City Breath Mints with the Return of Blaseball.

During the Season 10 elections, Washington joined the Breath Mints' active roster in exchange for Marquez Clark as a result of the Hidden Power blessing.

On Season 17, Day 16, Washington's overpowerment and continuation were siphoned by Philly Pies pitcher Tiana Takahashi in a game with Blooddrain weather.

During the Season 22 elections, Washington gained the Reload modification as a result of the Autosave blessing.

On Season 22, Day 63, Washington was incinerated and replaced by Ryuji Ngozi.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

History

Washington has been described as a veritable mountain of a creature with many horn like appendages. Her large hulking appearance is often something of a shock for fans attending their first game. Her appearance is frequently described as: "Minotaur or Oni like." Washington's multiple horns, or "corns" as Washington prefers them to be called, are known to strike fear in the hearts of her foes. Washington has become known for her powerful play style frequently taking heavy swings at pitches in an effort to "pulverize" the ball. Washington's at bats are known league wide for dramatic results with foul balls or homers often ending up in low earth orbit.

Journey to the Mints

During an away game to The Seattle Garages, Mints player Pudge Nakamoto was wandering around Mt. Rainier. This is believed to have happened when Nakamoto continued to run out of The Big Garage following a hit and got lost looking for first base. While wandering the woods, Nakamoto encountered Washington at her garden residence among the mountains. Nakamoto signed that she was very lost and a player for the Kansas City Breath Mints Blaseball team. Washington was about to simply point Nakamoto in the correct direction, however, Nakamoto hugged Washington so greatly that Washington decided to take it upon herself to teach Nakamoto how to actually play the game of blaseball.

Unsubstantiated Rumors

  • Washington was going to be a recruit for the Seattle Garages when the team heard of a large blaseball playing creature living in the mountains near Seattle. However, a series of mistakes starting with boarding the wrong bus and then a plane led Washington to Kansas City where, upon seeing Pudge Nakamoto, decided to sign on into the Shadows for the Mints.
  • Washington likes to consume a large bucket of fish before each game. Luckily the Mints had a large amount of kippers that were labeled "Property of Marquez Clark." Marquez Clark could not be reached for comment on the matter.
  • Washington has been seen at least once wielding Lenny Spruce as a bat. As this has not happened in a game to date, it is uncertain if this is going to be used in an official game as a strategy or if this was simply a mishap in training.

Chants

  • MOOOOOO
  • What’s her name?! / GA AHINO (in reference to Scattered name)

Fan Works

Gallery

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