Gabriel Griffith

Gabriel Griffith
Artist rendition courtesy of AnomAllison
Basic Information
Team	Dallas Steaks
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Counting
Coffee Style	Cream & Sugar
Blood Type	Psychic
Fate	99
Soulscream	OHEIEOHEIEOIEAIEIEAIEIEUAHIEUAHIEEEAEXEEAEXE

Gabriel Griffith is a pitcher for the Hawaii Fridays and has been on the team since Season 9.

Official League Records

On Day 85 of Season 3, Griffith pitched an Immaculate Inning against the Los Angeles Tacos, striking out Moses Simmons, Basilio Preston, and Mcdowell Sasquatch with nine pitches in the ninth inning. The Steaks went on to lose the game 3-2.

On Day 69 of Season 9, Gabriel and Sixpack Dogwalker swapped in feedback to the Hawaii Fridays.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Background

Gabriel "GG" Griffith (he/him) is the Steak's resident warhorse, despite not possessing a drop of equine blood. Probably. Having served with the Steaks since the team's founding, he is a rock of consistency in a shifting lineup. His uniformity on the field is sharp contrast to rampant misinformation and slander about the rest of his life.

Griffith has been cursed (or blessed) by capricious gods, but the nature of the curse (or blessing) is disputed. Some experts argue he is a man granted the head of an eagle, while others contend he is an eagle given the body of a man. Recent theories have circulated at Braum's that he's something else entirely, wearing a reclaimed mascot suit out of a misplaced sense of duty. Preliminary haruspecy funded by the Grillers Benevolent Association has been inconclusive but delicious.

Gabriel Griffith is known throughout the Internet Baseball League for his paramount splortsmanship (or possibly his unrestrained arrogance). This controversy began with his habit of telling his opponents "GG" after games. One popular theory suggests Griffith is repeating his initials rather than wishing them a good game. Likewise, his habit of appearing unprompted at fan cookouts is divisive. For every Grilldad pleased to learn the subtle science of the sizzle from a master, one would prefer to flip some burgs without all the play-by-play. Likewise, it's rare to see an autographed "King of the Grill" apron containing Griffith's name where it isn't obscuring someone else.

Controversies

• To perceive Griffith is to alter his state of being at any point in time and space. The effect on his curveball has yet to be determined.
• The divine community refuses to respond to requests for information pertaining to Griffith's background. This is suspicious, in and of itself. Usually they won't stop talking about themselves.