Espresso Machine

Espresso Machine
Art by @skelebells
Basic Information
Team	Society Data Witches
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Dates Active	Nov 17, 2020
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Saying goodbyes just in case
Fate	73
Soulscream	AOEOHAOEOHAUAIIEUAIIEU
Biographical Details
Pronouns	she/her
Nickname(s)	Emmy
Species	Robot (gay)
Eyes	2
Education	Major Arcana
Side Hustle	Playing Blaseball, Society for Internet Blaseball Research, pushing the limits of the ILB's rulebook
Height	5'3"
Personal Relationships
Sexuality	Chaos gay
Girlfriends	Batista Oatmilk, Major Arcana
Relations	Society for Internet Blaseball Research ("employer")
Other Background Information
Catchphrase	what
Instrument	of chaos
Likes	Girls, graphs, girls with graphs, ridiculous body mods, pitching with a bat, pitching with a sword
Dislikes	Making coffee
Reputation	Causes problems on purpose
Player Twitter	@EspressoM7

Espresso Machine is a pitcher for the Society Data Witches.

Official League Records

Espresso Machine joined Internet League Blaseball as a pitcher for the Society Data Witches during the inaugural Coffee Cup.

Personal Life

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

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Gallery

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  Art by @skelebells

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