Difference between revisions of "Espresso Machine"

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| nickname=Emmy
 
| nickname=Emmy
 
| species=Robot (gay)
 
| species=Robot (gay)
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| eyes=2
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| education=[[Major Arcana]]
| legs=
 
| horse=
 
| estimated_population=
 
| education=None?
 
 
| side_hustle=Playing [[Blaseball]], [[Society for Internet Blaseball Research]], pushing the limits of the [[Internet League Blaseball|ILB]]'s rulebook
 
| side_hustle=Playing [[Blaseball]], [[Society for Internet Blaseball Research]], pushing the limits of the [[Internet League Blaseball|ILB]]'s rulebook
| jersey_number=
 
 
| height=5'3"
 
| height=5'3"
  
 
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| sexuality=Chaos gay
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| girlfriends=[[Batista Oatmilk]], [[Major Arcana]]
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| relations=[[Society for Internet Blaseball Research]] ("employer")
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| signature_pitch(es)=
 
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| catchphrase=what
 
| catchphrase=what
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| instrument=of chaos
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| likes=Girls, graphs, girls with graphs, ridiculous body mods, pitching with a bat, pitching with a sword
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| dislikes=Making coffee
 
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| favorite_pie=
| reputation=Disaster
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| reputation=Causes problems on purpose
 
| player_twitter={{Twitter|name=EspressoM7}}
 
| player_twitter={{Twitter|name=EspressoM7}}
 
}}'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is a pitcher for the [[Society Data Witches]].
 
}}'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is a pitcher for the [[Society Data Witches]].
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Espresso Machine joined [[Internet League Blaseball]] as a pitcher for the [[Society Data Witches]] during the inaugural [[Coffee Cup]].
 
Espresso Machine joined [[Internet League Blaseball]] as a pitcher for the [[Society Data Witches]] during the inaugural [[Coffee Cup]].
  
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== Personal Life ==
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{{Community Lore}}
  
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she gayyy
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== Gallery ==
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<gallery widths="185">
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Espresso_Machine.png|Art by {{Twitter|name=skelebells}}
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[[Category:Coffee Cup]]
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Revision as of 12:17, 17 November 2020

Espresso Machine is a pitcher for the Society Data Witches.


Official League Records

Espresso Machine joined Internet League Blaseball as a pitcher for the Society Data Witches during the inaugural Coffee Cup.

Personal Life

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

she gayyy

Gallery