Dallas Steaks

Dallas Steaks
Logo by @Cobaltcakes
Division	Lawful Good
Home Location	Dallas, Texas
Team Slogan	Well done.
Emoji	🥩
Rivals	Charleston Shoe Thieves
Mascot	The Grill Master
Social media	@dallassteaks

The Dallas Steaks are a Blaseball team in the Lawful Good division of the Good League. They have been a part of the Blaseball League since Season 1. All team members have a healthy appreciation for the art of grilling.

The Steaks' George Foreman Stadium (aka, "The Porterhouse") is built on land in Arlington, Texas that used to belong to a Glolf course. It still retains several hazards from its previous use. The main stadium is constructed in the shape of a Ribeye steak. It is home to the 2nd best steakhouse in the Dallas-Fort Worth region.

The Steaks are coached by Coach. The team's General Manager is Philomena Aminyon.

Players

Lineup

• Cory Ross
• Kline Greenlemon
• Thomas Kirby
• Summers Pony
• Sebastian Telephone
• Sam Scandal
• Stevenson Monstera
• August Mina
• Marco Stink

Pitchers

• Leach Herman
• Orville Manco
• Conner Haley
• Ronan Jaylee
• Gabriel Griffith

Mascots

• The Grill Master
  

Former Players

Incinerated

• Lars Mendoza (Season 2 Day 51; replaced by Marco Stink)
• Zi Delacruz (Season 2 Day 72; replaced by Thomas Kirby)
• Langley Wheeler (Postseason 3 Day 103; replaced by Kline Greenlemon)

Transferred

• Jessica Telephone (stolen by Philly Pies in Postseason 1 Election; replaced by August Mina)

Season Results

Season 1

The Dallas Steaks finished Season 1 as one of the 4 top scoring teams in the Good League, and advanced to the Internet Series playoffs. They were defeated and eliminated in the first round of the playoffs by the Chicago Firefighters.

Season 2

The Steaks had an excellent Season 2, and ended the season with the best record in the League: 72 wins and 27 losses, securing themselves a seat in the Playoffs as the #1 seed from the Good League.

Despite taking an early 2 game lead in their Round 1 Playoff match versus the Charleston Shoe Thieves, the Steaks were unable to clinch a third game win, and were eventually defeated by the Shoe Thieves 3-2 and eliminated from the Playoffs.

The Steaks did not receive any Blessings at the end of Season 2.

Season 3

The Steaks faced tough competition in the Good League in Season 3. The Steaks had not been beefed up by any Season 2 Blessings, and 3 of their opponents in the Good League had received the powerful 4th Strike. The Steaks had a raw start to the season, going 0-3 in their first 3 games. After 28 games, the Steak's record was a pathetic 11-17. Many critics raked the Steaks over the coals, declaring the team burnt out, past their prime, or just plain cooked.

However, as the season progressed, the Steaks proved that they still had a little sizzle left in them. The team avoided the allergic reactions and incinerations that hamstrung many other teams during the season, and gradually warmed up and began bringing home the bacon for eager Steaks fans. With fan-favorite hitter Marco Stink gaining a star and a half after a peanut-assisted Yummy Reaction, the Steaks began to develop a depth of talent on the field that rivaled their depth of flavor off of it.

Near the end of Season 3, the Steaks found themselves in a spicy battle with the Yellowstone Magic for the final Good League postseason qualifier position. Where other, softer teams might have crumbled, the well-seasoned Steaks proved they could take the heat, smoking the Los Angeles Tacos 5-1 to finish the season 55-44 and make the cut for the post season over the 53-46 Magic. Well Done indeed!

The Steaks were defeated 3-1 in the first round of the Season 3 Postseason by the New York Millennials.

The Steaks did not receive any blessings in the Season 3 election.

Minor League Affiliates

• Triple-A: Mesquite Cutlets
• Double-A: Ponder Osas
• Single-A: Alma X's
  

Fan Art

To be added.