Birds
In Internet League Blaseball, Birds are a phenomenon of unknown origin, whose first appearances can be dated back to Season 3, Day 6, following the Peanut Plague, the Blasphemy, and Uncertainty. Birds manifest themselves as a weather condition, whose effects on the game of Blaseball remain largely unknown.
History of Birds in Internet League Blaseball
- Season 3, Day 6: Birds appear in Internet League Blaseball
- Season 7, Day 63: The Birds pecked Jessica Telephone free
History
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Birds are dinosaurs that didn't quit, and boy howdy do they know it. Over 300 species of bird can be observed in Yellowstone National Park. The knowledge and study of birds, also known as ornithology, is largely speculative. However, it is apparent to all observers of Blaseball that birds are opaque and capable of hate.
Birds in Blaseball Mythology
Birds' contribution to the splort are said by some[1] to precede modern Blaseball, which first experienced birds following the Blasphemy.
The Umpires announced following the Peanut Fraud that the Blaseball Gods would remember the affront done to them on that day. At the start of the following day of play, birds appeared in various ballparks across the Immaterial Plane.
Some Blaseball theologists have taken the birds' attitude of silent observation as a sign that the League was being watched ever more closely by the Gods, who may be seeking to judge the League and destroy it if its participants were found wanting. Others see the apparition of the birds as a blessing, Nature itself visiting the Immaterial Plane and participating in the cultural event that is Blaseball.
List of Notable Birds
List of Somewhat-Notable Birds
List of Notable Somewhat-Birds
- Cell Barajas
- Gabriel Griffith
- Greer Gwiffin
- Lawrence Horne
- The gooseform controlled by the town of Bishop Sutton
