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== Birds in Blaseball Mythology == | == Birds in Blaseball Mythology == | ||
Following the Blasphemy, the [[Umpire|Umpires]] announced that the [[Blaseball Gods]] would remember the affront done to them on that day. At the start of the following day of play, birds appeared in various ballparks across the [[Immaterial Plane]]. Some [[Blaseball theology|Blaseball theologists]] have taken the birds' attitude of silent observation as a sign that the League was being watched ever more closely by the Gods, who may be seeking to [[The Great Judgment|judge]] the League and [[The Great Cull|destroy]] it if its participants were found wanting. Others see the apparition of the birds as a blessing, Nature itself visiting the Immaterial Plane and participating in the cultural event that is Blaseball. Birds' contribution to the splort are said by some<ref>[[Mexico City Wild Wings/History]]</ref> to extend even further into antiquity. | Following the Blasphemy, the [[Umpire|Umpires]] announced that the [[Blaseball Gods]] would remember the affront done to them on that day. At the start of the following day of play, birds appeared in various ballparks across the [[Immaterial Plane]]. Some [[Blaseball theology|Blaseball theologists]] have taken the birds' attitude of silent observation as a sign that the League was being watched ever more closely by the Gods, who may be seeking to [[The Great Judgment|judge]] the League and [[The Great Cull|destroy]] it if its participants were found wanting. Others see the apparition of the birds as a blessing, Nature itself visiting the Immaterial Plane and participating in the cultural event that is Blaseball. Birds' contribution to the splort are said by some<ref>[[Mexico City Wild Wings/History]]</ref> to extend even further into antiquity. | ||
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==List of Notable Birds == | ==List of Notable Birds == |
Revision as of 23:36, 17 September 2020
In Internet League Blaseball, Birds are a phenomenon of unknown origin, whose first appearances can be dated back to Season 3, Day 6, following the Peanut Plague, the Blasphemy, and Uncertainty. Birds manifest themselves as a weather condition, whose effects on the game of Blaseball remain largely unknown.
History of Birds in Internet League Blaseball
- Season 3, Day 6: Birds appear in Internet League Blaseball
- Season 7, Day 63: The Birds pecked Jessica Telephone free
History
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Birds are dinosaurs that didn't quit, and boy howdy do they know it. Over 300 species of bird can be observed in Yellowstone National Park. The knowledge and study of birds, also known as ornithology, is largely speculative. However, it is apparent to all observers of Blaseball that birds are opaque and capable of hate.
Birds in Blaseball Mythology
Following the Blasphemy, the Umpires announced that the Blaseball Gods would remember the affront done to them on that day. At the start of the following day of play, birds appeared in various ballparks across the Immaterial Plane. Some Blaseball theologists have taken the birds' attitude of silent observation as a sign that the League was being watched ever more closely by the Gods, who may be seeking to judge the League and destroy it if its participants were found wanting. Others see the apparition of the birds as a blessing, Nature itself visiting the Immaterial Plane and participating in the cultural event that is Blaseball. Birds' contribution to the splort are said by some[1] to extend even further into antiquity.
List of Notable Birds
List of Somewhat-Notable Birds
List of Notable Somewhat-Birds
- Cell Barajas
- Gabriel Griffith
- Greer Gwiffin
- Lawrence Horne
- The gooseform controlled by the town of Bishop Sutton