Andrew Solis

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Andrew Solis is a lineup player for the New York Millennials, having joined the team due to a feedback swap with Valentine Games during a game on Season 6, Day 51.

Official League Records

Solis joined the league at the beginning of Season 1 as a member of the Houston Spies.

History

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Andrew Solis is frequently in the headlines for their antics outside of the court of blaseball, but when the umpires gather and blaseball is upon us, you can see a clarity in the eyes of Solis that tells you that no matter what media circus or unsubstantiated rumour may come, their actions are all ultimately for the good of the Houston Spies.

Life Outside of Blaseball

You just met Andrew Solis, and he is already your friend.

Andrew Solis knows how to program a VCR to show the correct time.

Andrew Solis is the person at the bonfire who knows how to actually start a fire.

Andrew Solis can draw a perfect circle.

Andrew Solis remembers your birthday.

Andrew Solis always tips more than 25%.

Andrew Solis can open a beer, even if the pull tab breaks off.

Andrew Solis is the person your Grandmother always refers to when she asks,

"How's your little friend?" with a knowing look.

You secretly wish you were more than friends.

Andrew Solis is great with kids.

Andrew Solis always has a shoulder to cry on.

Andrew Solis knows why he "just looks so familiar", but he can't tell you.