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== Personal Life ==
 
== Personal Life ==
  
You just met Andrew Solis, and he is already your friend.
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While the out of game antics of Andrew Solis are widely known throughout the league, little is actually known about his personal life. What is known comes from the book, ''Andrew Solis: A Biography.'' by Anonymous.  
  
Andrew Solis knows how to program a VCR to show the correct time.
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The only known copy of this book appeared on the circulation desk of the [[Battin' Island]] branch of the New York Public Library shortly after Solis' entrance into the Millennials' roster. The book contains several redacted pages, but notably, the first page is completely readable:
  
Andrew Solis is the person at the bonfire who knows how to actually start a fire.
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''You just met Andrew Solis, and he is already your friend.''
  
Andrew Solis can draw a perfect circle.
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''Andrew Solis knows how to program a VCR to show the correct time.''
  
Andrew Solis remembers your birthday.
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''Andrew Solis is the person at the bonfire who knows how to actually start a fire.''
  
Andrew Solis always tips more than 25%.
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''Andrew Solis can draw a perfect circle.''
  
Andrew Solis can open a beer, even if the pull tab breaks off.
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''Andrew Solis remembers your birthday.''
  
Andrew Solis is the person your Grandmother always refers to when she asks,
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''Andrew Solis always tips more than 25%.''
  
"How's your little friend?" with a knowing look.  
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''Andrew Solis can open a beer, even if the pull tab breaks off.''
  
You secretly wish you were more than friends.
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''Andrew Solis can find a stud without a stud finder.''
  
Andrew Solis is great with kids.
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''Andrew Solis is the person your Grandmother always refers to when she asks,''
  
Andrew Solis always has a shoulder to cry on.
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''"How's your little friend?" with a knowing look.''
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''You secretly wish you were more than friends.''
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''Andrew Solis is great with kids.''
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''Andrew Solis always has a shoulder to cry on.''
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''Andrew Solis knows why he "just looks so familiar", but he can't tell you.''
  
Andrew Solis knows why he "just looks so familiar", but he can't tell you.
 
  
  

Revision as of 20:16, 9 September 2020

Andrew Solis is a lineup player for the New York Millennials, having joined the team due to a feedback swap with Valentine Games during a game on Season 6, Day 51.

Official League Records

Solis joined the league at the beginning of Season 1 as a member of the Houston Spies.

History

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Andrew Solis is frequently in the headlines for their antics outside of the court of blaseball, but when the umpires gather and blaseball is upon us, you can see a clarity in the eyes of Solis that tells you that no matter what media circus or unsubstantiated rumour may come, their actions are all ultimately for the good of the Houston Spies.

Personal Life

While the out of game antics of Andrew Solis are widely known throughout the league, little is actually known about his personal life. What is known comes from the book, Andrew Solis: A Biography. by Anonymous.

The only known copy of this book appeared on the circulation desk of the Battin' Island branch of the New York Public Library shortly after Solis' entrance into the Millennials' roster. The book contains several redacted pages, but notably, the first page is completely readable:

You just met Andrew Solis, and he is already your friend.

Andrew Solis knows how to program a VCR to show the correct time.

Andrew Solis is the person at the bonfire who knows how to actually start a fire.

Andrew Solis can draw a perfect circle.

Andrew Solis remembers your birthday.

Andrew Solis always tips more than 25%.

Andrew Solis can open a beer, even if the pull tab breaks off.

Andrew Solis can find a stud without a stud finder.

Andrew Solis is the person your Grandmother always refers to when she asks,

"How's your little friend?" with a knowing look.

You secretly wish you were more than friends.

Andrew Solis is great with kids.

Andrew Solis always has a shoulder to cry on.

Andrew Solis knows why he "just looks so familiar", but he can't tell you.