Search results

Man Who Owns All the Teeth (category Public Figures)
The Man Who Owns All The Teeth is a major sponsor of the Hellmouth Sunbeams and owner of all the teeth. He isn't selling, and you can't see them! He just

650 bytes (37 words) - 21:23, 13 March 2021
Hades (category Public Figures)
day-to-day minutiae of running the afterlife, Hades busies himself with public appearances and interviews. Whether these are meant to use his popularity

4 KB (558 words) - 02:31, 1 October 2020
Miami Gerald (category Public Figures)
COMMUNITY REPORTS The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community. Miami Gerald (maɪˈæmi ˈhɛrəld) is the

1 KB (224 words) - 15:30, 21 May 2021
Guy Flieri (category Public Figures)
Guy Flieri is the mysterious figure that is behind the management of the Mexico City Mild Wings. It is unclear if Guy Flieri is one person, a collection

1 KB (168 words) - 17:26, 8 November 2020
Beyonceknowles Aliciakeyes (category Public Figures)
COMMUNITY REPORTS The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community. Beyonceknowles Aliciakeyes (pronounced

705 bytes (114 words) - 18:40, 16 September 2020
Axeman (category Public Figures)
Chicago Firefighters The Axeman Unknowable The Axeman is the creator of all equipment used by the Chicago Firefighters. Little is known of their origin

2 KB (275 words) - 00:15, 9 March 2021
Pitblull (category Public Figures)
COMMUNITY REPORTS The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community. Not to be confused with Mr. Wide. Manny

1 KB (187 words) - 07:49, 9 March 2021
Paul Cartography (category Public Figures)
Paul Cartography is a former player for Dalhousie University in the Canadian University League. Born to Jimmy Cartography and Sandra Hellhall in Dartmouth

2 KB (306 words) - 17:01, 15 September 2020
Jimmy Cartography (category Public Figures)
Jimmy Cartography is the father of Paul Cartography. He is also the proprieter of ShipCart, a model ship shop which has sponsored children's Blaseball

1 KB (152 words) - 15:53, 10 August 2020
Comfort Septemberish
later games. Septemberish has become known as one of the Spies’ few public figures in later seasons, frequently appearing on the gaming streams of new

15 KB (2,070 words) - 16:37, 17 January 2023
Avril Lavigne (category Public Figures)
Avril Lavigne is a folk singer and the Governor General of Canada. Since 20XX, she has served as the de facto Head of State of Canada. She is a well-known

301 bytes (51 words) - 11:37, 10 August 2020
Phil Ease (category Public Figures)
Phil Ease is an entrepreneur from Philadelphia and one of the creators of baseball, a knock-off pro-capitalist blaseball league with slight rule changes

317 bytes (44 words) - 03:19, 10 August 2020
Ariana Grande (category Public Figures)
Ariana Grande-Butera (/ˌɑːriˈɑːnə ˈɡrɑːndeɪ/; born June 26, XX93) is an American singer, songwriter, and actress. She was born in Boca Raton, Florida.

856 bytes (97 words) - 15:17, 8 August 2020
Silvaire Semiquaver
from former ace hitter Gerund Pantheocide for her support of such divisive figures. However, reports from other teammates have been more positive, as Semiquaver

6 KB (1,173 words) - 21:42, 21 February 2023
Oliver Notarobot
teammates now, but to the blaseball world. With the team at his back, he made a public statement on Day 29 of Season 8. These past seven seasons have been a personal

19 KB (2,785 words) - 17:13, 23 February 2023
Silvaire Semiquaver/Rumor Registry
avoidance of the public eye, a number of fan clubs have sprung up dedicated to tracking and analyzing Semiquaver’s movements and public statements, in hopes

46 bytes (2,743 words) - 14:01, 5 April 2021
Luis Acevedo/Rumor Registry
circumstances of Luis' digitization under Crypton Fluture Media are unknown to the public, but given what is known about digitization, it must have been done under

18 bytes (4,944 words) - 14:29, 8 April 2021
Luis Acevedo/IF-73.550
and return to form in an ironic sense, but it's difficult to navigate the public eye without provoking backlash from CFM. As a result, Luis vents pressure

7 KB (1,111 words) - 20:35, 28 March 2021
Silvaire Semiquaver/IF-0.403
from former ace hitter Gerund Pantheocide for her support of such divisive figures. However, reports from other teammates have been more positive, as Semiquaver

5 KB (792 words) - 00:29, 1 December 2021
Fitzgerald Blackburn/Rumor Registry
shadowed due to injuries in that election, Blackburn refused to appear in public for weeks afterwards. Once Voicemail was Ratified in Season 21, though,

47 bytes (2,152 words) - 07:34, 25 March 2021