Man Who Owns All the Teeth

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An image of The Man Who Owns All the Teeth. Their chest is split open by an eye with teeth around the edges, and their left hand is raised and has teeth hovering around it. Their clothing is melting, and they have no head. Around the area where their head should be are glowing rays of light.

The Man Who Owns All The Teeth is a major sponsor of the Hellmouth Sunbeams and owner of all the teeth. He isn't selling, and you can't see them! He just wants you to know they're his.