Yellowstone Magic
"Welcome to Yellowstone National Park, home of prismatic pools, erupting geysers, rolling rivers, ancient stone formations, bison, and the Yellowstone Magic! Come see the natural wonders of the park in the day, and come nightfall, marvel as the ballpark converges and the players emerge from the forest! Cheer on the home team as they stride across (and steal!) the miles between bases, confound opponents with their mystical tricks, and whip fastballs into the ethereal plane! See the stars on and above the field, feel the thrum of Ol’ Faithful, and believe in the Magic! Stop by the park office to meet a ranger and collect your complimentary party hat, while supplies last." -- Introductory Video from Yellowstone National Park (Ballpark)
The Yellowstone Magic are a Blaseball team in the Chaotic Good division of the Good League. They have been a part of the Blaseball League since Season 1. They are coached by Alf Merlinmeyer the Prismatic, and owned by the eccentric Park Service.
The Magic play at Yellowstone National Park (Ballpark), located in Yellowstone National Park (Parkpark).
The Magic are particularly well known to fans of the IBL for their seemingly supernatural ability to steal bases, and boast two of the best runners league wide.
The Ancestral Bat of the Magic is Ol' Faithful, hewn from a branch of the oldest pine tree in Yellowstone. It was sealed away under the ballpark for fear of its immense extradimensional power between Season One and the first Postseason. Many Magic fans speculate that this is why the Magic fell from number one seed to a first round loss in the postseason. The Oconnors lobbied to have the bat brought back. Merlinmeyer forbade it.
Players
Batters
- Washer Barajas
- Sutton Picklestein
- Francisco Preston
- Bevan Wise
- Richardson Turquoise
- Penelope Mathews
- Halexandrey Walton
- Eizabeth Elliott
- Oscar Dollie
Pitchers
Alumni
- Sosa Elftower (Incinerated Season 2, Day 64)
- Famous Oconnor (Incinerated Season 2, Day 65)
Mascots
The Yellowstone Magic have not just one Mascot, but a Wizard's Council of Mascots. This is based on the Air Bud Principle (there's no rule in blaseball that says you can't have multiple mascots.) The exact number of mascots is unkown and unkowable, but Magic fans speculate that anywhere between 20 and 70 percent of all animal life in Yellowstone National Park may be mascots. When approached, the National Park Service declined to comment.
Names given to Mascots are simply what we the Magic calls them, their true names are unknown. These names are either unkowable, or the mascots are just shy. Theories about size limitations of mascots are best left unexplored as realizing the fact that there could be microscopic mascots around us right now, or that one day a leviathan class mascot could walk out from behind Mount Washburn can be very distressing to us simple splortsfans. Known Mascots include:
- Archmage Hexley
- Barry Bison Bones
- Tycho "T" Rex
- My Dad
- Halexandry
Season Results
In Season 1, the Yellowstone Magic went 63-36 in the season, advancing to the postseason. The Magic lost against the Philly Pies in the first match-up with a score of [score]. In Season 2, the Yellowstone Magic went 49-50, narrowly missing the postseason.
