Yellowstone Magic
The Yellowstone Magic are a Blaseball team in the Chaotic Good division of the Good League. They have been a part of the Blaseball League since Season 1. They are coached by Alf Merlinmeyer the Prismatic, and owned by the mysterious Oconnor Family.
Their stadium is located at the intersection of leylines deep within Yellowstone National Park, and is a extradimensional space. The park is a tesseract of magical energies, full of arcane souvenir shops and concessions stands selling the Forbidden Snacks.
The Ancestral Bat of the Magic is Ol' Faithful, hewn from a branch of the oldest pine tree in Yellowstone. It was sealed away under the ballpark for fear of its immense extradimensional power between Season One and the first Postseason. Many Magic fans speculate that this is why the Magic fell from number one seed to a first round loss in the postseason. The Oconnors lobbied to have the bat brought back. Merlinmeyer forbade it.
Players
Batters
- Washer Barajas
- Sutton Picklestein
- Francisco Preston
- Bevan Wise
- Richardson Turquoise
- Penelope Mathews
- Halexandrey Walton
- Eizabeth Elliott
- Oscar Dollie
Pitchers
Alumni
- Sosa Elftower (no longer eligible to play due to incineration on day 64 of season 2)
- Famous Oconnor
Season Results
- To be added
Mascots
The Yellowstone Magic have not just one Mascot, but a Wizard's Council of Mascots. This is based on the Air Bud Principle (there's no rule in blaseball that says you can't have multiple mascots.) The exact number of mascots is unkown and unkowable, but Magic fans speculate that anywhere between 20 and 70 percent of all animal life in Yellowstone National Park may be mascots. When approached, the National Park Service declined to comment.
Names given to Mascots are simply what we the Magic calls them, their true names are unknown. These names are either unkowable, or the mascots are just shy. Theories about size limitations of mascots are best left unexplored as realizing the fact that there could be microscopic mascots around us right now, or that one day a leviathan class mascot could walk out from behind Mount Washburn can be very distressing to us simple splortsfans. Known Mascots include:
- Archmage Hexley
- Barry Bison Bones
- Tycho "T" Rex
- My Dad
