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| − | The [[LA Unlimited Tacos]] Chariot is a food truck which is run by the team at [[Al Pastor Memorial Park]]. Each member of the team takes shifts staffing the taco truck and have signature dishes. Originally thought to be a Taco Stand, after the | + | The [[LA Unlimited Tacos]] Chariot is a food truck which is run by the team at [[Al Pastor Memorial Park]]. Each member of the team takes shifts staffing the taco truck and have signature dishes. Originally thought to be a Taco Stand, after the {{BetaSeason|11}} Election [[Vito Kravitz]] noticed that it was actually a broken vehicle, a Chariot. Kravitz spent the [[Grand Siesta]] repairing the vehicle, which Kravitz occasionally refers to as “Cherry”. The Taco Chariot has a fully equipped kitchen and just like Los Angeli, it is somehow very large on the inside. Since {{BetaSeason|17}} it has been occasionally referred to as the "'''lime-ousine".''' |
==Order Here== | ==Order Here== | ||
It is {{#time: r|now}} | It is {{#time: r|now}} | ||
| − | Your head cook | + | Your head cook now is: {{#switch: {{#time:G}} |
| − | + | |0=[[Wyatt Dovenpart]] | |
| − | + | |1=[[Lucas Petty]] | |
| − | + | |2=[[Yummy Elliott]] | |
| − | + | |3=[[McBaseball Clembons]] | |
| − | + | |4=[[Peanut Bong]] | |
| − | + | |5=[[Rat Batson]] | |
| − | + | |6=[[Felix Garbage]] | |
| − | + | |7=[[Bevan Wise]] | |
| − | + | |8=[[Basilio Mason]] | |
| − | + | |9=[[Rat Mason]] | |
| − | + | |10=[[Mcdowell Mason]] | |
| − | + | |11=[[Basilio Fig]] | |
| − | + | |12=[[McKinley Otten]] | |
| − | + | |13=[[Michelle Sportsman]] | |
| − | + | |14=[[Vito Kravitz]] | |
| + | |15=[[Felix Garbage]] | ||
| + | |16=[[Sexton Wheerer]] | ||
| + | |17=[[Basilio Mason]] | ||
| + | |18=[[Basilio Fig]] | ||
| + | |19=[[McKinley Otten]] | ||
| + | |20=[[Hendricks Richardson]] | ||
| + | |21=[[Silvaire Semiquaver]] | ||
| + | |22=[[Fish Summer]] | ||
| + | |23=[[Wanda Schenn]] | ||
| + | }} | ||
| − | They are assisted by: | + | They are assisted by: {{#switch: {{#time:G}} |
| − | + | |0=[[Basilio Fig]] | |
| − | + | |1=[[Basilio Mason]] | |
| − | + | |2=[[Sexton Wheerer]] | |
| − | + | |3=[[Felix Garbage]] | |
| − | + | |4=[[Fish Summer]] | |
| − | + | |5=[[McBaseball Clembons]] | |
| − | + | |6=[[Silvaire Semiquaver]] | |
| − | + | |7=[[McKinley Otten]] | |
| − | + | |8=[[Michelle Sportsman]] | |
| − | + | |9=[[Peanut Bong]] | |
| − | + | |10=[[Wanda Schenn]] | |
| − | + | |11=[[Rat Mason]] | |
| − | + | |12=[[Vito Kravitz]] | |
| − | + | |13=[[Wyatt Dovenpart]] | |
| − | + | |14=[[Yummy Elliott]] | |
| + | |15=[[Hendricks Richardson]] | ||
| + | |16=[[Mcdowell Mason]] | ||
| + | |17=[[McKinley Otten]] | ||
| + | |18=[[Michelle Sportsman]] | ||
| + | |19=[[Peanut Bong]] | ||
| + | |20=[[Rat Batson]] | ||
| + | |21=[[Lucas Petty]] | ||
| + | |22=[[Basilio Mason]] | ||
| + | |23=[[Sexton Wheerer]] | ||
| + | }} | ||
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<option> Salsa Roses </option> | <option> Salsa Roses </option> | ||
<option> Toasties </option> | <option> Toasties </option> | ||
| − | </choose>||Tribute to <choose uncached=""><option>[[Nicholas Vincent]]</option><option>[[Natha Kath]]</option><option>[[Moses Mason]]</option> </choose> | + | </choose>||Tribute to <choose uncached=""><option>[[Nicholas Vincent]]</option><option>[[Natha Kath]]</option><option>[[Moses Mason]]</option><option>[[Goobie Ballson]]</option> </choose> |
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|[[Felix Garbage]]||[[Vito Kravitz]]||[[Basilio Mason]]||[[Basilio Fig]] | |[[Felix Garbage]]||[[Vito Kravitz]]||[[Basilio Mason]]||[[Basilio Fig]] | ||
|- | |- | ||
| − | |[[ | + | |[[Lucas Petty]]||[[Sexton Wheerer]]||[[Pannonica Oko]]||[[McKinley Otten]] |
|- | |- | ||
| − | | ||[[Rat Mason]]||[[McBaseball Clembons]]||[[Yummy Elliott]] | + | |[[Silvaire Semiquaver]]||[[Rat Mason]]||[[McBaseball Clembons]]||[[Yummy Elliott]] |
|- | |- | ||
| − | | || || ||[[ | + | | || || ||[[Wanda Schenn]] |
|} | |} | ||
| + | In {{BetaSeason|24}}, Lucas Petty and Vito Kravitz took the Taco Chariot through the [[Map|End Zone]] of Blaseball, outracing the [[Black Hole (Black Hole)|Black Hole]] | ||
Latest revision as of 01:06, 15 January 2023
The LA Unlimited Tacos Chariot is a food truck which is run by the team at Al Pastor Memorial Park. Each member of the team takes shifts staffing the taco truck and have signature dishes. Originally thought to be a Taco Stand, after the Season β11 Election Vito Kravitz noticed that it was actually a broken vehicle, a Chariot. Kravitz spent the Grand Siesta repairing the vehicle, which Kravitz occasionally refers to as “Cherry”. The Taco Chariot has a fully equipped kitchen and just like Los Angeli, it is somehow very large on the inside. Since Season β17 it has been occasionally referred to as the "lime-ousine".
Order Here
It is Sun, 19 May 2024 13:51:52 +0000
Your head cook now is: Michelle Sportsman
They are assisted by: Wyatt Dovenpart
| Item | Cost |
|---|---|
| Salsa BuRATcha | Free |
| P Bongers | Tribute to Natha Kath |
| Vito’s Platitos | $7.20 donation to mutual aid |
Drivers
The Taco Chariot is occasionally taken to road games. Who drives the Chariot is a bit contentious. The current driving rules are:
| CAN DRIVE, AND SHOULD |
CAN DRIVE, BUT SHOULD NOT |
CANNOT DRIVE, BUT SHOULD |
CANNOT DRIVE AND SHOULD NOT |
|---|---|---|---|
| Felix Garbage | Vito Kravitz | Basilio Mason | Basilio Fig |
| Lucas Petty | Sexton Wheerer | Pannonica Oko | McKinley Otten |
| Silvaire Semiquaver | Rat Mason | McBaseball Clembons | Yummy Elliott |
| Wanda Schenn |
In Season β24, Lucas Petty and Vito Kravitz took the Taco Chariot through the End Zone of Blaseball, outracing the Black Hole
