Taco Chariot
The LA Unlimited Tacos Chariot is a food truck which is run by the team at Al Pastor Memorial Park. Each member of the team takes shifts staffing the taco truck and have signature dishes. Originally thought to be a Taco Stand, after the Season β11 Election Vito Kravitz noticed that it was actually a broken vehicle, a Chariot. Kravitz spent the Grand Siesta repairing the vehicle, which Kravitz occasionally refers to as “Cherry”. The Taco Chariot has a fully equipped kitchen and just like Los Angeli, it is somehow very large on the inside. Since Season β17 it has been occasionally referred to as the "lime-ousine".
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It is Wed, 24 Apr 2024 20:01:24 +0000
Your head cook now is: Hendricks Richardson
They are assisted by: Rat Batson
| Item | Cost |
|---|---|
| EmpaNANda | Free |
| Otten’s Uni Pasta | Tribute to Goobie Ballson |
| Chell’s Perfect Pitch | $7.20 donation to mutual aid |
Drivers
The Taco Chariot is occasionally taken to road games. Who drives the Chariot is a bit contentious. The current driving rules are:
| CAN DRIVE, AND SHOULD |
CAN DRIVE, BUT SHOULD NOT |
CANNOT DRIVE, BUT SHOULD |
CANNOT DRIVE AND SHOULD NOT |
|---|---|---|---|
| Felix Garbage | Vito Kravitz | Basilio Mason | Basilio Fig |
| Lucas Petty | Sexton Wheerer | Pannonica Oko | McKinley Otten |
| Silvaire Semiquaver | Rat Mason | McBaseball Clembons | Yummy Elliott |
| Wanda Schenn |
In Season β24, Lucas Petty and Vito Kravitz took the Taco Chariot through the End Zone of Blaseball, outracing the Black Hole
