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[[File:Chariot.png|thumb|Taco Chariot by Hen and Frog]]
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The [[LA Unlimited Tacos]] Chariot is a food truck which is run by the team at [[Al Pastor Memorial Park]]. Each member of the team takes shifts staffing the taco truck and have signature dishes. Originally thought to be a Taco Stand, after the [[Season 11]] Election [[Vito Kravitz]] noticed that it was actually a broken vehicle, a Chariot. Kravitz spent the [[Grand Siesta]] repairing the vehicle, which Kravitz occasionally refers to as “Cherry”. The Taco Chariot has a fully equipped kitchen and just like Los Angeli, it is somehow very large on the inside.
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The [[LA Unlimited Tacos]] Chariot is a food truck which is run by the team at [[Al Pastor Memorial Park]]. Each member of the team takes shifts staffing the taco truck and have signature dishes. Originally thought to be a Taco Stand, after the {{BetaSeason|11}} Election [[Vito Kravitz]] noticed that it was actually a broken vehicle, a Chariot. Kravitz spent the [[Grand Siesta]] repairing the vehicle, which Kravitz occasionally refers to as “Cherry”. The Taco Chariot has a fully equipped kitchen and just like Los Angeli, it is somehow very large on the inside. Since {{BetaSeason|17}} it has been occasionally referred to as the "'''lime-ousine".'''
  
 
==Order Here==
 
==Order Here==
 
It is {{#time: r|now}}
 
It is {{#time: r|now}}
  
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Your head cook today is: <choose uncached> <option> [[Felix Garbage]] </option>
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Your head cook now is: {{#switch: {{#time:G}}
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<option> [[Bevan Wise]] </option>
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|0=[[Wyatt Dovenpart]]
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<option> [[Basilio Mason]] </option>
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|1=[[Lucas Petty]]
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<option> [[Rat Mason]] </option>
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|2=[[Yummy Elliott]]
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<option> [[Mcdowell Mason]] </option>
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|3=[[McBaseball Clembons]]
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<option> [[Basilio Fig]] </option>
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|4=[[Peanut Bong]]
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<option> [[Vito Kravitz]] </option>
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|5=[[Rat Batson]]
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<option> [[McKinley Otten]] </option>
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|6=[[Felix Garbage]]
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<option> [[Michelle Sportsman]] </option>
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|7=[[Bevan Wise]]
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<option> [[Wyatt Dovenpart]] </option>
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|8=[[Basilio Mason]]
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<option> [[Fish Summer]] </option>
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|9=[[Rat Mason]]
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<option> [[Yummy Elliott]] </option>
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|10=[[Mcdowell Mason]]
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<option> [[McBaseball Clembons]] </option>
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|11=[[Basilio Fig]]
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<option> [[Peanut Bong]] </option>
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|12=[[McKinley Otten]]
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<option> [[Rat Batson]] </option>
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|13=[[Michelle Sportsman]]
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</choose>
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|14=[[Vito Kravitz]]
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|15=[[Felix Garbage]]
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|16=[[Sexton Wheerer]]
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|17=[[Basilio Mason]]
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|18=[[Basilio Fig]]
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|19=[[McKinley Otten]]
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|20=[[Hendricks Richardson]]
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|21=[[Silvaire Semiquaver]]
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|22=[[Fish Summer]]
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|23=[[Wanda Schenn]]
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}}
  
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They are assisted by: <choose uncached><option> [[Felix Garbage]] </option>
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They are assisted by: {{#switch: {{#time:G}}
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<option> [[Bevan Wise]] </option>
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|0=[[Basilio Fig]]
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<option> [[Basilio Mason]] </option>
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|1=[[Basilio Mason]]
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<option> [[Rat Mason]] </option>
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|2=[[Sexton Wheerer]]
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<option> [[Mcdowell Mason]] </option>
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|3=[[Felix Garbage]]
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<option> [[Basilio Fig]] </option>
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|4=[[Fish Summer]]
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<option> [[Vito Kravitz]] </option>
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|5=[[McBaseball Clembons]]
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<option> [[McKinley Otten]] </option>
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|6=[[Silvaire Semiquaver]]
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<option> [[Michelle Sportsman]] </option>
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|7=[[McKinley Otten]]
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<option> [[Wyatt Dovenpart]] </option>
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|8=[[Michelle Sportsman]]
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<option> [[Fish Summer]] </option>
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|9=[[Peanut Bong]]
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<option> [[Yummy Elliott]] </option>
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|10=[[Wanda Schenn]]
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<option> [[McBaseball Clembons]] </option>
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|11=[[Rat Mason]]
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<option> [[Peanut Bong]] </option>
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|12=[[Vito Kravitz]]
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<option> [[Rat Batson]] </option>
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|13=[[Wyatt Dovenpart]]
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</choose>
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|14=[[Yummy Elliott]]
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|15=[[Hendricks Richardson]]
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|16=[[Mcdowell Mason]]
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|17=[[McKinley Otten]]
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|18=[[Michelle Sportsman]]
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|19=[[Peanut Bong]]
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|20=[[Rat Batson]]
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|21=[[Lucas Petty]]
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|22=[[Basilio Mason]]
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|23=[[Sexton Wheerer]]
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}}
  
 
{| class="wikitable"
 
{| class="wikitable"
 
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! Item !! Cost
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!Item!!Cost
 
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| <choose uncached>
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|<choose uncached="">
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<option> [[Hotdacos]] </option>
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<option> [[Hotdaco]] </option>
 
<option> P Bongers </option>
 
<option> P Bongers </option>
 
<option> Francisca Ropa Vieja </option>
 
<option> Francisca Ropa Vieja </option>
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<option> Salsa Roses </option>
 
<option> Salsa Roses </option>
 
<option> Toasties </option>
 
<option> Toasties </option>
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</choose> || Free
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</choose>||Free
 
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|-
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|<choose uncached>
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|<choose uncached="">
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<option> [[Hotdacos]] </option>
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<option> [[Hotdaco]] </option>
 
<option> P Bongers </option>
 
<option> P Bongers </option>
 
<option> Francisca Ropa Vieja </option>
 
<option> Francisca Ropa Vieja </option>
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<option> Salsa Roses </option>
 
<option> Salsa Roses </option>
 
<option> Toasties </option>
 
<option> Toasties </option>
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</choose>|| Tribute to  <choose uncached><option>[[Nicholas Vincent]]</option><option>[[Natha Kath]]</option><option>[[Moses Mason]]</option> </choose>
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</choose>||Tribute to  <choose uncached=""><option>[[Nicholas Vincent]]</option><option>[[Natha Kath]]</option><option>[[Moses Mason]]</option><option>[[Goobie Ballson]]</option> </choose>
 
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| <choose uncached>
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|<choose uncached="">
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<option> [[Hotdacos]] </option>
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<option> [[Hotdaco]] </option>
 
<option> P Bongers </option>
 
<option> P Bongers </option>
 
<option> Francisca Ropa Vieja </option>
 
<option> Francisca Ropa Vieja </option>
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<option> Salsa Roses </option>
 
<option> Salsa Roses </option>
 
<option> Toasties </option>
 
<option> Toasties </option>
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</choose> || $7.20 donation to mutual aid
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</choose>||$7.20 donation to mutual aid
 
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! CAN DRIVE,<br /> AND SHOULD !! CAN DRIVE, <br />  BUT SHOULD NOT!! CANNOT DRIVE, <br /> BUT SHOULD !! CANNOT DRIVE<br />AND SHOULD NOT
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!CAN DRIVE,<br /> AND SHOULD!!CAN DRIVE, <br />  BUT SHOULD NOT!!CANNOT DRIVE, <br /> BUT SHOULD!!CANNOT DRIVE<br />AND SHOULD NOT
 
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| [[Felix Garbage]] || [[Vito Kravitz]] || [[Basilio Mason]] || [[Basilio Fig]]
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|[[Felix Garbage]]||[[Vito Kravitz]]||[[Basilio Mason]]||[[Basilio Fig]]
 
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| [[Michelle Sportsman]] || [[Bevan Wise]] || [[Mcdowell Mason]] || [[McKinley Otten]]
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|[[Lucas Petty]]||[[Sexton Wheerer]]||[[Pannonica Oko]]||[[McKinley Otten]]
 
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| || [[Rat Mason]] || [[McBaseball Clembons]] || [[Yummy Elliott]]
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|[[Silvaire Semiquaver]]||[[Rat Mason]]||[[McBaseball Clembons]]||[[Yummy Elliott]]
 
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In {{BetaSeason|24}}, Lucas Petty and Vito Kravitz took the Taco Chariot through the [[Map|End Zone]] of Blaseball, outracing the [[Black Hole (Black Hole)|Black Hole]]

Latest revision as of 01:06, 15 January 2023

Taco Chariot by Hen and Frog

The LA Unlimited Tacos Chariot is a food truck which is run by the team at Al Pastor Memorial Park. Each member of the team takes shifts staffing the taco truck and have signature dishes. Originally thought to be a Taco Stand, after the Season β11 Election Vito Kravitz noticed that it was actually a broken vehicle, a Chariot. Kravitz spent the Grand Siesta repairing the vehicle, which Kravitz occasionally refers to as “Cherry”. The Taco Chariot has a fully equipped kitchen and just like Los Angeli, it is somehow very large on the inside. Since Season β17 it has been occasionally referred to as the "lime-ousine".

Order Here

It is Fri, 17 May 2024 10:37:27 +0000

Your head cook now is: Mcdowell Mason

They are assisted by: Wanda Schenn

Item Cost
Francisca Ropa Vieja Free
P Bongers Tribute to Nicholas Vincent
Garbage Beans $7.20 donation to mutual aid

Drivers

The Taco Chariot is occasionally taken to road games. Who drives the Chariot is a bit contentious. The current driving rules are:

CAN DRIVE,
AND SHOULD		 CAN DRIVE,
BUT SHOULD NOT		 CANNOT DRIVE,
BUT SHOULD		 CANNOT DRIVE
AND SHOULD NOT
Felix Garbage Vito Kravitz Basilio Mason Basilio Fig
Lucas Petty Sexton Wheerer Pannonica Oko McKinley Otten
Silvaire Semiquaver Rat Mason McBaseball Clembons Yummy Elliott
Wanda Schenn

In Season β24, Lucas Petty and Vito Kravitz took the Taco Chariot through the End Zone of Blaseball, outracing the Black Hole

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