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'''Summers Pony''' is a lineup player for the [[Dallas Steaks]]. Pony has been with the Steaks since [[Season 1]].
 
'''Summers Pony''' is a lineup player for the [[Dallas Steaks]]. Pony has been with the Steaks since [[Season 1]].
  

Revision as of 14:42, 31 August 2020

Summers Pony is a lineup player for the Dallas Steaks. Pony has been with the Steaks since Season 1.

Official League Records

Pony currently has no notable events in the official recordbooks.


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The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Biography

Although it is unclear how Summers Pony, an incredibly buff horse, first learned to play blaseball, Pony trotted onto the field at a Dallas Steaks practice. Despite the rule that horses are not allowed to participate, all in attendance were too intimidated by Pony's muscularity to try to turn them away. Any lingering thoughts of stopping this monolith of equine flesh disappeared after Pony hit a triple in their first at-bat, and they were promptly signed to a multi-year contract.

Pony is fourth in the Steaks' rotation, an above average hitter, and a challenge to all traditional notions of what it means to be a horse.