Sandford Garner

Sandford Garner
Basic Information
Position	Pitcher
Team	San Francisco Lovers
Batting	★★★
Pitching	★
Defense	★★
Running	★★
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Doing a good deed and telling everyone about it
Coffee Style	Decaf
Blood Type	Basic
Fate	63
Soulscream	EIEXAEIEXAEEAAEAEAAEAEAAAOIAAAOIAUXAUEUXAUEUOAAUAOAAUAOEEIUHEEIUHEEAAIAEAAIAE status=Alive
Biographical Details
Pronouns	He/Him
Nickname(s)	The Sandman
Personal Relationships
Partners	Knight Urlacher

Sandford Garner is a pitcher for the San Francisco Lovers who joined the team on Season 3, Day 5 following the incineration of Paul Barnes.

Official League Records

Garner currently has no notable events in the official record books

History

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Sandford is an incredibly handsome man in his mid-thirties with brown hair, marked by distinquished streaks of grey. He attended Ye Olde' San Francisco Law School in the Royal Kingdom of San Francisco. Upon earning his law degree and passing the BAR, he relocated to The Romantic Collaborative of San Francisco where he met his partner Knight Urlacher. When not playing Blaseball he works as a solicitor for Garner, Garner, Garner and Garner. A law firm he established with his three identical twins.

It is reported that early in his Blaseball try-outs Sandford kept distracting the local umpires with his extremely good looks. He made the team despite his incredible lack of Blaseball skills, largely because everyone liked looking at him so much. He was so attractive that other players would frequently inform him of his appearance in their dreams. This event was so common that it earned him the nickname 'The Sandman'. When Sandford steps up to pitch Lovers fans can often be heard chanting "MISTER SANDMAN, MAN ME A SAND!"