Road Kill

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Road Kill
Road Kill Tlopps Card by glassgoblin
Basic Information
Team	Pandemonium Artists
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Spinning in circles
Fate	75
Soulscream	HAXHUHAXHUHEUOEAEUOEAEAAIXEAAIXEAOUXUXOUXUXOIUXIXIUXIXIUHIAOUHIAOU

Road Kill is a lineup player for the Pandemonium Artists.

Official League Records

Kill joined Internet League Blaseball as a hitter for the Pandemonium Artists during the inaugural Coffee Cup.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Player History

Road Kill is a part-crab part-goblin creature that, for all intents and purposes, should not be alive... let alone play blaseball. However, it persists to spite the gods.

Trivia

• It is three apples tall (If an apple was 1 foot tall)
• Has an aggressively strong Pittsburgh accent
• Evil

Rumors

Road Kill has 1 Rumors written about so far.

Create New Rumor

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