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Revision as of 19:21, 17 November 2020
This player was recently called up to the ILB. If you would like to write lore, please put it on the Talk page for community discussion.
Road Kill is a lineup player for the Pandemonium Artists.
Official League Records
Kill joined Internet League Blaseball as a hitter for the Pandemonium Artists during the inaugural Coffee Cup.
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Player History
Road Kill is a part-crab part-goblin creature that, for all intents and purposes, should not be alive... let alone play blaseball. However, it persists to spite the gods.
Trivia
- It is three apples tall (If an apple was 1 foot tall)
- Has an aggressively strong Pittsburgh accent
- Evil
Rumors
Road Kill has 1 Rumors written about so far.
Road Kill/IF-70.84
Ingredience
- 3x bags of garden mulch
- 15x jawbones, various
- 1x meteorite, mesosiderite
- 2.25L blood (any)
- 4x deer stomachs, sown in daisy chain formation
- 2x spools surgical thread
- 1x uncut topaz
- 3x bundles of: parsley sprigs, nettle, appalachian orchid, bracken fern (bundled in yarn of each primary color)
- 1x metal fork, stolen
- 4x car batteries
- 2x highway carcasses (any)
Create New Rumor
To create a new Rumor for Road Kill, use the Page Creation tool to the right. The IF number needs to be a randomly generated 4 or 5 digit number with a period placed somewhere within, and it cannot match any numbers currently used on this page. We've generated one for you to use, but feel free to use a different number. This will create a subpage under Road Kill for inclusion in the main page. Visit Interdimensional Rumor Mill/Guide to read more about how to create a new Rumor.
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