Percival Wheeler

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Percival Wheeler is a pitcher for the San Francisco Lovers and has been with the team since Season 1.

Official League Records

Wheeler joined the league in Season 1 as a -star pitcher for the San Francisco Lovers.

History

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Best known for her "Knighthood MAX" pitch, which comes with a charge of calvalry units across the field, Percy is an avid fan of chilvalric ettiquette. She has been known to take tokens of affection from fans and rivals alike and wear them into battle. While the most likely to start a fight of the Lovers, Percy is also the most likely to end one by asking her opponent on a date.

While initially wanting to be a batter for the team because it seemed "more like swinging a sword, wouldn't you say loves?" Knight requested she stick to the mound when she refused to remove her armor for blaserunning. "It just isn't practical, my sweet, I mean, we really should put those guns to good use." Knight Urlacher was heard to have said in the privacy of their kitchen. Knight met Percy when she fell from a time portal that supposedly led to a land of Artorian Myth and landed in Knight's oatmeal.

Due to this time portal Percy's appearance constantly fluctuates between that of a knight in shining armor, a single tire with a glove taped to it, and a 1940s airline attendant, the three most chivalrous things that Percy can personally think of.

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