Paul Barnes

Paul Barnes
Basic Information
Team	San Francisco Lovers
Status	Incinerated
Biographical Details
Pronouns	He/Him

Paul Barnes was a pitcher for the San Francisco Lovers and was active for the team between Season 1 and Season 3 until they were incinerated and replaced by Sandford Garner.

Official League Records

Barnes had no notable events in the official record books

History

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Paul originally went by the name Paul ████, but was forced to change it after a series of traumatic encounters with criminals during his career as a security officer for the ████████ mall. Following these events, Paul moved to the Romantic Collaborative of San Francisco to find himself before quickly becoming enveloped in a relationship with Knight Urlacher.

Despite having no prior experience raising livestock and seemingly no interest in farming whatsoever, members of the San Francisco Lovers blaseball team allocated an area within the collaborative as Paul Barnes Farm. While Paul continues to insist that he is not interested in running a farm, he takes his responsibility to his livestock seriously. Since being granted the farmland and responsibilities he is now rarely seen without at least one leashed chicken - including when pitching for the team.

On Season 3, Day 5 during the second of three games against The Dallas Steaks; a Rogue Umpire incinerated Paul. He was replaced by Sandford Garner. Immediately following his removal from the mortal realm his chickens reportedly clucked once in memoriam then proceeded to wander off to graze elsewhere.