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'''Paul Barnes''' was a pitcher for the [[San Francisco Lovers]] and was active for the team between [[Season 1]] until they were incinerated and replaced by [[Sandford Garner]]on [[Season 3]], Day 5. | '''Paul Barnes''' was a pitcher for the [[San Francisco Lovers]] and was active for the team between [[Season 1]] until they were incinerated and replaced by [[Sandford Garner]]on [[Season 3]], Day 5. | ||
| − | == Official League Records == | + | ==Official League Records== |
Barnes has no notable events in the official record books. | Barnes has no notable events in the official record books. | ||
| − | == History == | + | ==History== |
{{Community Lore}} | {{Community Lore}} | ||
Barnes originally went by the name Paul ████, but was forced to change it after a series of traumatic encounters with criminals during his career as a security officer for the ████████ mall. Following these events, Barnes moved to the [[Romantic Collaborative of San Francisco]] to find himself before quickly becoming enveloped in a relationship with [[Knight Triumphant]]. | Barnes originally went by the name Paul ████, but was forced to change it after a series of traumatic encounters with criminals during his career as a security officer for the ████████ mall. Following these events, Barnes moved to the [[Romantic Collaborative of San Francisco]] to find himself before quickly becoming enveloped in a relationship with [[Knight Triumphant]]. | ||
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Despite having no prior experience raising livestock and seemingly no interest in farming whatsoever, members of the [[San Francisco Lovers]] blaseball team allocated an area within the collaborative as ''Paul Barnes Farm''. While Barnes continued throughout his life to insist that he was not interested in running a farm, he took his responsibility to his livestock seriously. After being granted the farmland and responsibilities, he was rarely seen without at least one leashed chicken — including when pitching for the team. | Despite having no prior experience raising livestock and seemingly no interest in farming whatsoever, members of the [[San Francisco Lovers]] blaseball team allocated an area within the collaborative as ''Paul Barnes Farm''. While Barnes continued throughout his life to insist that he was not interested in running a farm, he took his responsibility to his livestock seriously. After being granted the farmland and responsibilities, he was rarely seen without at least one leashed chicken — including when pitching for the team. | ||
| − | On [[Season 3]], Day 5 during the second of three games against The [[Dallas Steaks]] a Rogue | + | On [[Season 3]], Day 5 during the second of three games against The [[Dallas Steaks]] a Rogue Umpire incinerated Barnes. He was replaced by Sandford Garner. Immediately following his removal from the mortal realm his chickens reportedly clucked once in memoriam then proceeded to wander off to graze elsewhere. |
| − | == Fan Art == | + | ==Fan Art== |
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| − | 130PaulBarnes.png|Mini-Blaseballer by {{Twitter|name=HetreaSky}} | + | File:130PaulBarnes.png|Mini-Blaseballer by {{Twitter|name=HetreaSky}} |
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Revision as of 02:54, 17 December 2020
Paul Barnes was a pitcher for the San Francisco Lovers and was active for the team between Season 1 until they were incinerated and replaced by Sandford Garneron Season 3, Day 5.
Official League Records
Barnes has no notable events in the official record books.
History
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Barnes originally went by the name Paul ████, but was forced to change it after a series of traumatic encounters with criminals during his career as a security officer for the ████████ mall. Following these events, Barnes moved to the Romantic Collaborative of San Francisco to find himself before quickly becoming enveloped in a relationship with Knight Triumphant.
Despite having no prior experience raising livestock and seemingly no interest in farming whatsoever, members of the San Francisco Lovers blaseball team allocated an area within the collaborative as Paul Barnes Farm. While Barnes continued throughout his life to insist that he was not interested in running a farm, he took his responsibility to his livestock seriously. After being granted the farmland and responsibilities, he was rarely seen without at least one leashed chicken — including when pitching for the team.
On Season 3, Day 5 during the second of three games against The Dallas Steaks a Rogue Umpire incinerated Barnes. He was replaced by Sandford Garner. Immediately following his removal from the mortal realm his chickens reportedly clucked once in memoriam then proceeded to wander off to graze elsewhere.
Fan Art
Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky
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