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'''Paul Barnes''' was a pitcher for the [[San Francisco Lovers]] and was active for the team between [[Season 1]] and [[Season 3]] until they were incinerated and replaced by [[Sandford Garner]]. | '''Paul Barnes''' was a pitcher for the [[San Francisco Lovers]] and was active for the team between [[Season 1]] and [[Season 3]] until they were incinerated and replaced by [[Sandford Garner]]. | ||
Revision as of 07:33, 18 October 2020
Paul Barnes was a pitcher for the San Francisco Lovers and was active for the team between Season 1 and Season 3 until they were incinerated and replaced by Sandford Garner.
Official League Records
Barnes had no notable events in the official record books
History
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Paul originally went by the name Paul ████, but was forced to change it after a series of traumatic encounters with criminals during his career as a security officer for the ████████ mall. Following these events, Paul moved to the Romantic Collaborative of San Francisco to find himself before quickly becoming enveloped in a relationship with Knight Urlacher.
Despite having no prior experience raising livestock and seemingly no interest in farming whatsoever, members of the San Francisco Lovers blaseball team allocated an area within the collaborative as Paul Barnes Farm. While Paul continued throughout his life to insist that he was not interested in running a farm, he took his responsibility to his livestock seriously. After being granted the farmland and responsibilities, he was rarely seen without at least one leashed chicken - including when pitching for the team.
On Season 3, Day 5 during the second of three games against The Dallas Steaks; a Rogue Umpire incinerated Paul. He was replaced by Sandford Garner. Immediately following his removal from the mortal realm his chickens reportedly clucked once in memoriam then proceeded to wander off to graze elsewhere.
Fan Art
Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky
| Players | Batters | |
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| Pitchers | ||
| Shadows | ||
| Buried | Huber Frumple · Mavis Hammer · Francisca Sasquatch · Icarus Harrow | |
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| Stats | Season | 1 · 2 · 3 · 4 |
| Ballpark | San Franstadium | |
| Community Lore | ||
| Staff | MeatCute the Abstract Force of Romantic Fate · Batsmith | |
| Places | San Francisco · Tough Love Dimension | |
| History | San Francisco Lovers' History | |
| Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏 | ||
| Let's Go All The Way! | ||
