Nebula Holstein

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Nebula Holstein
Basic Information
Team	Society Data Witches
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Personal Information
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Burning an effigy
Coffee Style	Black
Blood Type	A
Fate	33
Soulscream	AAOAIAAOAIAXAIAUXAIAUXEAAIHEAAIHEAHEUIAHEUIAEXEEIEXEEIEIAXXHIAXXHIXEIEXXEIEXX

Nebula Holstein is a pitcher for the Society Data Witches.

Official League Records

Holstein joined Internet League Blaseball as a pitcher for the Society Data Witches during the inaugural Coffee Cup.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
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History

Background

Nebula Holstein is a spherical cow in a vacuum, a rare scenario that is optimal for many theoretical physics tests. She maintains her own personal gravity, which will sometimes cause blaseballs to orbit her like a moon. When pitching, she will generate a miniature black hole and project one of the blaseballs at the hitter.

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