Miguel Wheeler

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Miguel Wheeler was a batter for the Mexico City Wild Wings and has been with the Wild Wings since the start of Internet League Blaseball.

Official League Record

On Season 7, Day 47, some of Wheeler's hitting ability was siphoned by Sutton Picklestein.

During a Season 7, Day 105 playoffs game against the Seattle Garages, Wheeler was hit by a pitch thrown by Jaylen Hotdogfingers. Wheeler became Unstable, greatly increasing his chances of being incinerated.

On Season 7, Day 107, in a second round playoff game against the Seattle Garages, Wheeler was incinerated and replaced by Case Sports.

History

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Wheeler was a single rubber tire with a blaseball bat tied to one side piloted by a teeming mass of rats running on the inside of the tire. (While the entire tire-rat-bat entity was Miguel Wheeler, each rat negotiated its contract with management individually.) On the outside, the "CHELIN" in "MICHELIN" was scratched out and replaced with "GUEL".

It is currently unknown how Wheeler began playing for the Mexico City Wild Wings, but it was considered a fan favorite, and it maintains some popularity even after its incineration.

Wheeler's roll up music was "Rubber" by Mr. Oizo & Gaspard Auge.

Fan Art