Langley Wheeler

Langley Wheeler
Artist rendition by AnomAllison
Basic Information
Team	Dallas Steaks
Status	Incinerated
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Dates Active	Jul 20–Aug 8, 2020
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	None?
Armor	None?
Coffee Style	Macchiato
Blood Type	AAA
Fate	99
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Langley Wheeler was a lineup player for the Dallas Steaks and was with the team since Season 1. She was incinerated on Postseason 3, Day 103 and was replaced by Kline Greenlemon.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Wheeler was known for always riding her hoverboard. Her feet have never touched the ground. During the game against the New York Millennials in Postseason 3 on day 103, she was hit by a stray ball and lost her balance and began to fall off her board. In order to save her reputation, an umpire incinerated Wheeler before her foot could touch the ground. Her legacy and purity will always be remembered henceforth.