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| + | '''{{PAGENAME}}''' was a lineup player for the [[Baltimore Crabs]], and was with the team from {{BetaSeason|20}}, Day 5 until [[Fall Ball]]. Fiasco has previously played for the [[Ohio Worms]], [[Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams]], and [[Philly Pies]]. | ||
==Official League Records== | ==Official League Records== | ||
Fiasco joined the [[ILB]] as a lineup player for the [[Ohio Worms]] during the [[Ascension#Descension|Descension]]. | Fiasco joined the [[ILB]] as a lineup player for the [[Ohio Worms]] during the [[Ascension#Descension|Descension]]. | ||
| − | On | + | During the {{BetaSeason|12#Election Results|@ elections}}, Fiasco's batting was boosted {{Star Change|2.6|3.1}} as a result of the {{BetaSeason|12#Blessings|'''Tag Team Hitting'''}} blessing. |
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| + | On {{BetaSeason|17}}, Day 28, Fiasco was exchanged to the [[Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams]] due to [[Feedback]]. Fiasco was replaced by [[Igneus Delacruz]]. | ||
| − | On | + | On {{BetaSeason|17}}, Day 60, Fiasco siphoned some of [[Chicago Firefighters]] lineup player [[Isaac Johnson]]'s batting ability in a game with [[Blooddrain]] weather. |
| − | Fiasco was traded to the [[Philly Pies]] in exchange for [[Elvis Figueroa]] during the | + | Fiasco was traded to the [[Philly Pies]] in exchange for [[Elvis Figueroa]] during the {{BetaSeason|19#Election Results|@ elections}} via the Pies' {{BetaSeason|19#Wills|'''Equivalent Exchange'''}} will, becoming a pitcher in the process. |
| − | On | + | On {{BetaSeason|20}}, Day 5, Fiasco was exchanged to the [[Baltimore Crabs]] due to [[Feedback]]. Fiasco was replaced by [[Jacoby Podcast]]. On Season 20, Day 9, Fiasco retreated to the Crabs' [[Shadows]] in exchange for [[Montgomery Bullock]] via [[Chesapeake Racetrack and Ballpark]]'s {{ModLink|Fax Machine}}. During the {{BetaSeason|20#Election Results|@ elections}}, Fiasco rejoined the Crabs' active roster in exchange for [[Pedro Davids]] as a result of the Crabs' {{BetaSeason|20#Wills|'''Roster Swap'''}} will. |
| − | During the | + | During the {{BetaSeason|22#Election Results|@ elections}}, Fiasco gained the {{ModLink|Subtractor}} modification as a result of the {{BetaSeason|22#Blessings|'''Subtractor Avoidance'''}} blessing. |
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==Fan Works== | ==Fan Works== | ||
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File:Kaz Fiasco the buried.png|by '''The Buried#8813''' | File:Kaz Fiasco the buried.png|by '''The Buried#8813''' | ||
File:They're friends now!.jpg|alt=Art of Kaz Fiasco and Iggy Delacruz in their respective new teams' uniforms, shaking hands after the feedback.|Kaz & new friend [[Igneus Delacruz|Iggy Delacruz]]<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/salmonweather/status/1385396563938320386 @salmonweather]''' | File:They're friends now!.jpg|alt=Art of Kaz Fiasco and Iggy Delacruz in their respective new teams' uniforms, shaking hands after the feedback.|Kaz & new friend [[Igneus Delacruz|Iggy Delacruz]]<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/salmonweather/status/1385396563938320386 @salmonweather]''' | ||
| − | File:Moths your Man.png|alt=A digital drawing of Kaz Fiasco, a moth player with 4 arms and black & gold wings.|by '''[https://twitter.com/ | + | File:Moths your Man.png|alt=A digital drawing of Kaz Fiasco, a moth player with 4 arms and black & gold wings.|by '''[https://twitter.com/bloodtypelove/status/1392186413643407368 @bloodtypelove]''' |
| − | File:What a Fiasco!.png|by '''[https://twitter.com/ | + | File:What a Fiasco!.png|by '''[https://twitter.com/bloodtypelove/status/1392325992727916544 @bloodtypelove]''' |
File:Shpee!.png|alt=A digital drawing of Philly Pies pitcher Kaz Fiasco, a brown moth player with four arms and wings with red and black circle detail. He is wearing a Pies jersey and matching blaseball cap. Both left hands have blaseball gloves on them, and he's tossing a blaseball into the air with one of his right hands. The word \"Shpee!\" is in red above their head.|by '''sweet onion pie''' | File:Shpee!.png|alt=A digital drawing of Philly Pies pitcher Kaz Fiasco, a brown moth player with four arms and wings with red and black circle detail. He is wearing a Pies jersey and matching blaseball cap. Both left hands have blaseball gloves on them, and he's tossing a blaseball into the air with one of his right hands. The word \"Shpee!\" is in red above their head.|by '''sweet onion pie''' | ||
| + | File:Mof.jpg|alt=A digital sketch of Kaz Fiasco. They are a moth, wearing a white and yellow pinstriped Sunbeams jersey and matching plant-based cap. In one hand they are holding a blaseball.|by [https://twitter.com/_pysics/status/1459274550831730694 '''@_pysics'''] | ||
| + | File:Kaz and Enid - Glassgoblin.jpg|Art of [[Enid Marlow|Enid]] and Kaz by {{Twitter|name=glassgoblin}} | ||
| + | File:Hellmoth → Baltimoth.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Kaz Fiasco, a person with light brown skin, fluffy white hair, long, fluffy grey ears, and two antenna with yellow fluff at the end. Kaz has large black wings with glowing red sun designs on them. They are wearing a long dark purple cloak, plain dark clothes, and glasses with red lenses. There is intense lighting on Kaz as they look somewhat nervous with an exclamation point over their head. The background is plain dark red.|by '''[https://twitter.com/_iznj/status/1434291406999330817 @_iznj]''' | ||
| + | File:Kazfiasco-worm.jpg|Kaz playing for Ohio Worms by [https://twitter.com/SeaweedSnaps Seaweedsnaps] | ||
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Latest revision as of 21:07, 22 February 2023
Kaz Fiasco was a lineup player for the Baltimore Crabs, and was with the team from Season β20, Day 5 until Fall Ball. Fiasco has previously played for the Ohio Worms, Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams, and Philly Pies.
Official League Records
Fiasco joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Ohio Worms during the Descension.
During the Season β12 elections, Fiasco's batting was boosted 2.6 → 3.1 as a result of the Tag Team Hitting blessing.
On Season β17, Day 28, Fiasco was exchanged to the Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams due to Feedback. Fiasco was replaced by Igneus Delacruz.
On Season β17, Day 60, Fiasco siphoned some of Chicago Firefighters lineup player Isaac Johnson's batting ability in a game with Blooddrain weather.
Fiasco was traded to the Philly Pies in exchange for Elvis Figueroa during the Season β19 elections via the Pies' Equivalent Exchange will, becoming a pitcher in the process.
On Season β20, Day 5, Fiasco was exchanged to the Baltimore Crabs due to Feedback. Fiasco was replaced by Jacoby Podcast. On Season 20, Day 9, Fiasco retreated to the Crabs' Shadows in exchange for Montgomery Bullock via Chesapeake Racetrack and Ballpark's Fax Machine. During the Season β20 elections, Fiasco rejoined the Crabs' active roster in exchange for Pedro Davids as a result of the Crabs' Roster Swap will.
During the Season β22 elections, Fiasco gained the Subtractor modification as a result of the Subtractor Avoidance blessing.
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
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History
Before being recruited to the Ohio Worms, Kaz Fiasco was a small time stage magician known for both his "Gallagher-esque" stage performances, and also resulting criminal record.
Magician
As a magician, Kaz's performances involved many fireworks, used in exclusively unsafe manners. His "hammer-o-matic" routine, in which he took a baseball bat to various fireworks alongside passable jokes, both delighted and terrified crowds (correlating directly with proximity to the stage), and eventually led to his dishonorable discharge from the Magician's Corps after one particularly tragic performance. When asked to comment by a local paper, Kaz simply repeated his famous catchphrase (removed for clarity) and sadly drove his garish sedan away.
Criminal
After losing his Magician's License, Kaz turned his pyrotechnic skills towards crime, amassing a several hundred dollar fortune from a multi-state petty crime spree in which he robbed several firework stores, atms, and banks, all through creative and ill-advised fireworks use (as well as baseball bat use). He was finally apprehended trying to Roman Candle through a bank vault door, after one of his pinwheel fireworks set off a silent alarm (which Kaz, to this day, insists should be illegal). When read his Miranda rights by the arresting officers, Kaz once again repeated his catchphrase, to the displeasure of everyone involved.
The ILB
After two decades in "the big house" Kaz was finally granted parole, and was soon recruited by the Ohio Worms for his skill with a baseball bat, as well as his skill in running from the law. Kaz enjoyed a relatively successful career as a part of several championship winning teams, and will be tragically killed when his gunpowder-corked bat misfires during a future ILB season.
Appearance
In his time at the ILB, Kaz was renowned for his button-up shirts and his silver fox charm, as well as the iconic scorched crater he will leave in his wake.
Fan Works
by The Buried#8813
Kaz & new friend Iggy Delacruz
by @salmonweather
by sweet onion pie
by @_pysics
Art of Enid and Kaz by @glassgoblin
by @_iznj
Kaz playing for Ohio Worms by Seaweedsnaps
