Houston Spies
The Houston Spies are a Blaseball team in the Chaotic Evil division of the Evil League. They have been a part of the Blaseball League since Season 1. The Spies are exclusively concerned with playing blaseball, and reports that assert the organization is a "front" have no basis in provable fact.
The Spies play their home games at an undisclosed location thought to be in Houston. For security purposes, the Spies' mascot is changed daily. Spies players are easily recognisable in their distinctive grey trench coat uniform, which is worn at all times. They have special dispensation from the league not to use bats - while they may appear to use bats, these are in fact specially built magnifying glasses with very large handles. Anyone not wearing a trench coat is therefore self-evidently not a spy, and you need not worry about them, or their interest in your dossiers.
Players
Batters
- Reese Clark
- Collins Melon
- Miki Santana
- Howell Franklin
- Son Scotch
- Alexandria Rosales
- Yeong-Ho Benitez
- Marco Escobar
- Andrew Solis
Pitchers
Alumni
- Dickerson Greatness (Incinerated Season 2, Day 65)
Season Results
Season 1
Effortlessly qualified for playoffs. Made short work of the Hades Tigers in the first round of the postseason, before a narrow loss to eventual winners the Philly Pies. Mathematicians have pointed out that any team knocked out by the eventual winners have as much right to the second place spot as the team that loses in the finals.
Season 2
While many league historians claim that the spies didn't reach the playoffs in season 2, no independently verifiable eyewitness accounts attest to this. Sadly, the details of their season 2 playoffs campaign, assuming it took place, are most likely lost to the ages.
Fan Art
 Logo by Cobaltcakes. |
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