Fran Beans

Fran Beans
Portait of Fran Beans, a cyborg cowboy woman with a gold bag of swords
Basic Information
Team	Mexico City Wild Wings
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Dates Active	Oct 11, 2020 - Present
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Charging
Coffee Style	Anything
Blood Type	Electric
Fate	55
Soulscream	HEEOEHEEOEHAHAEHAHAEHA

Fran Beans is a lineup player for the Mexico City Wild Wings, and has been with the team since the Season 9 elections.

Official League Records

Beans joined the ILB as a hitter for the Mexico City Wild Wings during the Season 9 elections, replacing Kennedy Meh via the Disappearing Acts blessing.

History

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

The day that Francisca K. Beans would show up in the Wild Wings clubhouse as a full member of the team was viewed as an inevitability by many.  Despite a lucrative previous career as a Legal Team bodyguard, Beans’s exceptional performance on the Legal Team’s underleague blaseball team combined with her unshakeable love for the splort meant that it was not a question of if Fran would step onto the field, but rather a question of when.

One of Beans’ most notable traits is her massive collection of various swords, carried with her at all times in a glolf bag slung over her shoulder.  Each game, Beans selects what she considers the most ideal sword to bat with based on a long and obscure list of conditions that none of her teammates can comprehend- although quite often, she will simply discard all other options in favor of the largest sword on-hand. Beans will then integrate her chosen sword fully into her arm

Although Beans’ status as a one-woman armory is very useful in the event of any unexpected sword duels, the incredible weight of all the swords she refuses to ever put down makes her a somewhat ineffective baserunner.

During games, Beans’s cybernetic arms are often seen crackling with excess electricity due to the fact that before every game, she will plug them into the nearest electrical socket to siphon as much electricity into them as possible.  This process of “charging” her arms appears to be a somewhat effective strategy- not only does it increase the power of her swing, but her metallic sword-bat also functions as an effective conduit for spare electricity.  Beans’s electrical hits will often result in the complete obliteration of the blaseball she’s trying to hit.  This often results in an in-field home run, as despite Beans’ poor baserunning, the other team’s fielders are unable to collect all of the charred scraps of the ball scattered all over the field in time to prevent  her from running all the bases.

Due to her lack of taste buds, Beans is one of very few players in Blaseball who has drank Rafael Davids’ infamous pitching juice without any adverse effects.  She claims that her favorite food is beans because they are named after her and that the texture is “okay, i guess”.  Her second favorite food is club sandwiches- not because of any real food preference, but because she once got served a club sandwich that contained a plastic toothpick shaped like a sword.

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